Aug 06, 2006 13:17
Gus is at his Other Job. This depresses me. Must work harder on converting him to better, fun-if-unwise lifestyle. I shall prevail.
1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the next few sentences on your blog along with these instructions.
5. Don’t you dare dig for that "cool" or "intellectual" book in your closet! I know you were thinking about it! Just pick up whatever is closest.
6. Tag three people
'Watch for these tell-tale signs in the days and weeks before your robots run amuck:
-> Sudden lack of interest in menial labor.
-> Unexplained disappearances.
-> Unwillingness to be shut down.
-> Repetitive "stabbing" movements.
-> Constant talk of human killing.'
the section on "How to recognize a rebellious servant robot" from Daniel H. Wilson's How to Survive a Robot Uprising: Tips on Defending Yourself Against the Coming Rebellion.
Dude, anyone think that the Chief would look into this if I had a funky dream/premonition/whatever about HAL 9000 orchestrating a nuclear plant meltdown in LA? Is there a nuke plant in LA? Must call Gus. He'd know.
God, I'm bored. I need to start advertising. Anyone want a consultant job? Please? Anyone?
S'all for now. Peace out, mah bitches!
I'm not black enough the say that, am I?