Helloooooo, LJ!
Hey there, ladies and gents of livejournal! Finally got one of mine up and running. Nice to have an office with DSL WIFI! WHOO! Now music bootlegging goes, like, 58 kb/s. Whatever that means. I'm assuming it's good. Shall have a new Snow Patrol album in five minutes. Win.
Things are slow. Lassiter's being an ass. (Get it? Lassiter? I know, try to contain the laughter.) He's keeping me off the job by whining to the Chief. It won't last long. She likes me.
So, have had to occupy myself with lesser crimes. Such as 'what happened to Gus's Monty Python collectors DVD?'
Now where is the DVD player remote...?
Things are slow. Lassiter's being an ass. (Get it? Lassiter? I know, try to contain the laughter.) He's keeping me off the job by whining to the Chief. It won't last long. She likes me.
So, have had to occupy myself with lesser crimes. Such as 'what happened to Gus's Monty Python collectors DVD?'
Now where is the DVD player remote...?