chicago softcore why does that sound so dirty

[pstrump]

Elisha called me last night and asked me if I had a penis or not which leads me to believe someone did a piss poor job in teaching her human biology or she just needs to have a talk with Paris. just kidding. When i hung out with paris we watched movies and ate in. We cuddled on the couch and she fell asleep with her head on my shoulder. She told me

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[elisha_cuthbert]

it's only because i had been watching that movie and i was hoping that i could buy you those really ugly emo glasses that pat wore in that thing. i am from canada what is biology :'(

[pstrump]

you can buy me glasses if i can buy you flowers :D i thought jesse taught you that w1nkerz l0lziez!111111

[elisha_cuthbert]

you can buy me flowers if you want to :-[ i bet he tried to but i was probably pushy and bitchy about it sobx0rz that was creepy!!

[pstrump]

she is the slaughter :'( all he wanted was to hold her

don't worry remember i will always piss to put you out just quit marking your territory on my doorstep

[ex_hilton_p104]

this would be romantic if you did not hit on elisha so much

[pstrump]

i am just friends with elisha she is the only person i know besides my mother who likes my band more than i do.