chicago softcore why does that sound so dirty

[pstrump]

Elisha called me last night and asked me if I had a penis or not which leads me to believe someone did a piss poor job in teaching her human biology or she just needs to have a talk with Paris. just kidding. When i hung out with paris we watched movies and ate in. We cuddled on the couch and she fell asleep with her head on my shoulder. She told me

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[elisha_cuthbert]

it's only because i had been watching that movie and i was hoping that i could buy you those really ugly emo glasses that pat wore in that thing. i am from canada what is biology :'(

[pstrump]

you can buy me glasses if i can buy you flowers :D i thought jesse taught you that w1nkerz l0lziez!111111

[elisha_cuthbert]

you can buy me flowers if you want to :-[ i bet he tried to but i was probably pushy and bitchy about it sobx0rz that was creepy!!

[pstrump]

she is the slaughter :'( all he wanted was to hold her

don't worry remember i will always piss to put you out just quit marking your territory on my doorstep

[elisha_cuthbert]

i bet right about now he wants to slaughter me too, okay.

thanks that is sweet of you. instead i will just put idealists in a body bag, is that alright with you?

[pstrump]

why are you so perfect you are going to make me look for magnetic poetry to write my next update

[elisha_cuthbert]

it took me a lot of practice. if you break out the magnetic poetry, i'll be sure to recite you some classic brad renfro work.

[pstrump]

oh early or late brad some of his work brings tears to my eyes

[elisha_cuthbert]

i think his later work is some of his greatest. if you mean tears from hysterical laughter i am marrying you

[pstrump]

elisha did you really think i meant tears of blissful sorrow i mean really of course it is hysterical laughter i mean i laugh at myself MY NAME IS PATRICK STRUMP my parents had it out for me from the start can i take your last name instead patrick cuthbert sounds lovely

[elisha_cuthbert]

i think it is cute!! at least your parents didn't name you something like francis that would have been worse. of course you can take my last name but only if we can get elvis to perform the ceremony

[pstrump]

how about if i convince jessie to play morrissey songs!1111 he is like morrissey only you know not quite so old and creepy

[elisha_cuthbert]

don't say that he already thinks he is morrissey!

[pstrump]

sorry i will try not to encourage him!

[elisha_cuthbert]

thanks that is sweet

[pstrump]

wot wot baybeee itz awl 4 u!!!