Jan 11, 2009 20:07
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Due to unforeseen circumstances, I've unfortunately survived the holiday season! The bleakest part of the year is over and my three month plans have been overturned.
I'll explain!
I made the mistake of opening my present prior to committing suicide, only to discover that a reliable informant I must have hired at some point and casually forgotten about had alerted me to the presence of the Men Behind the Curtain, who have begun to track me! With the unforeseen circumstances I found that I had to hurriedly go on a school trip, which I've been taking for several weeks.
Fortunately, while I was taking the trip I found a person who was able to give me a coded filter, so that I could post to the system without the Men Behind the Curtain being aware of it.
With this, my meaningless life can resume.
-- However, in order to avoid further problems with the government agents, all of my students are required not to refer to me by my real name outside of this filter! Additionally, if any suspicious people ask any of you about me, please tell them that I have turned truant and am probably dead. It's already my intention to be dead soon, and so it wouldn't necessarily be considered a lie in this case!
Ah. The code's timer has already almost run out.
[ooc: fodfs I'm sorry for sucking. BUT FINALLY OFF HIATUS. Also, the present warning him about the Men Behind the Curtain was from Larxene, and the filter Itoshiki's referring to was just some chap scamming him; the code above is just 'man, this guy is an idiot'. c:]