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{02} television despair.

Nov 14, 2008 03:32

The sky has been strange recently. A lot of people have been commenting that it doesn't look normal, but a lot of others don't seem to notice this change.

Could it be from watching too much television?It's not uncommon for people to have mass hallucinations under a specific set of circumstances! Even if we don't know each other, if we're all ( Read more... )

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apatheticary November 14 2008, 09:31:14 UTC

If your theory is correct, should you not be running from the government agents who are on their way to dispose of you for revealing this?

pseuicidal November 14 2008, 12:01:21 UTC

Ah.

... I did consider the possibility! However, I can pre-empt them if I'm dead by the time they arrive, and thus avoid any brainwashing or experimentation they may attempt.

apatheticary November 14 2008, 12:32:52 UTC

I wonder... if their method of assassination is to use subliminal messaging to force you to take your own life.

1/5. pseuicidal November 14 2008, 16:02:21 UTC

-- That's true. It's also a possibility.

Then I'd have to keep myself from--

pseuicidal November 14 2008, 16:02:26 UTC

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pseuicidal November 14 2008, 16:02:34 UTC

THEN I'VE BEEN TRAPPED?

They're going to come for me, and I won't be able to kill myself! There's nothing I can do to escape their conspiracy!

pseuicidal November 14 2008, 16:02:39 UTC

Ah- no, I could run away again.

I'll have to relocate and change my name. I'll have to find people in the Abyss who could forge an ID.

apatheticary November 15 2008, 00:18:10 UTC

Be careful...

Often those with access to the materials for ID forgery are government employees themselves.

1/3. pseuicidal November 15 2008, 00:58:42 UTC

pseuicidal November 15 2008, 00:58:52 UTC

... Then even if I can get that far, there's a good chance they would be able to keep tracking me, and then they would also have something to arrest me for.

pseuicidal November 15 2008, 00:59:14 UTC

Then I can't escape the government,

and I can't kill myself because I would be succumbing to their messages,

and when they capture me I'll be arrested and tortured for information.

No matter what I do, it's completely hopeless.

apatheticary November 15 2008, 01:20:11 UTC

Ah, but.

Your television is not actually the source of this phenomenon. I assure you.

As your theory is incorrect, you will likely be spared.

pseuicidal November 15 2008, 02:03:54 UTC

-!

You know what's causing the problem with the sky?

apatheticary November 15 2008, 02:09:36 UTC

It is not a problem with the sky.

pseuicidal November 15 2008, 02:16:12 UTC

...

Ah. Then it's a problem with how we're seeing the sky?

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