{02} television despair.
The sky has been strange recently. A lot of people have been commenting that it doesn't look normal, but a lot of others don't seem to notice this change.
Could it be from watching too much television?
It's not uncommon for people to have mass hallucinations under a specific set of circumstances! Even if we don't know each other, if we're all experiencing the same thing while there are other people who don't notice it, it has to be that something has been transmitted on a subliminal level that's affecting our perception of the world.
Given the static, I have no doubts that what we're seeing is the result of subliminal government transmissions over the airwaves! It's doubly effective because you keep on your television when you notice the problem in case the news reports on it! It may not even be randomised - it would be normal for a government conspiracy of this scale to involve the careful selection of the houses that would be affected by the subliminal messaging!
That means that they must want us for something specific; this is a mass government experiment! They'll use the subliminal messages to implant ideas, such as "maybe going into work five hours early would be nice tomorrow", or "I should vote for higher taxes", or "you should go ahead and kill your homeroom teacher"!
They could create a completely totalitarian regime, and make us believe that it's what we want!
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I'M IN DESPAIR! THIS GOVERNMENT TELEVISION CONSPIRACY HAS LEFT ME IN DESPAIR!
Could it be from watching too much television?
It's not uncommon for people to have mass hallucinations under a specific set of circumstances! Even if we don't know each other, if we're all experiencing the same thing while there are other people who don't notice it, it has to be that something has been transmitted on a subliminal level that's affecting our perception of the world.
Given the static, I have no doubts that what we're seeing is the result of subliminal government transmissions over the airwaves! It's doubly effective because you keep on your television when you notice the problem in case the news reports on it! It may not even be randomised - it would be normal for a government conspiracy of this scale to involve the careful selection of the houses that would be affected by the subliminal messaging!
That means that they must want us for something specific; this is a mass government experiment! They'll use the subliminal messages to implant ideas, such as "maybe going into work five hours early would be nice tomorrow", or "I should vote for higher taxes", or "you should go ahead and kill your homeroom teacher"!
They could create a completely totalitarian regime, and make us believe that it's what we want!
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I'M IN DESPAIR! THIS GOVERNMENT TELEVISION CONSPIRACY HAS LEFT ME IN DESPAIR!