wip!
ok so this is something i've been playing with for a while. it's total crack, tentatively titled "i believe there's something growing out of my ass." don't get the wrong idea, though. :3
there's more but i thought i would post a bit and see what you guys think
jinki wakes up one morning to the odd feeling of something long and furry resting in his hand.
convinced that it's probably just one of the pets that climbed up on the bed during the night, he begins to drift off again when he's hit the with sudden realization that this doesn't feel like any of the dogs.
blinking his eyes open, he slowly looks over, sees something covered in black fur, and promptly begins to scream as it seemingly comes to life and slaps him right across the face.
'calm down, hyung,' minho says matter-of-factly as he sits a hysterical jinki at the edge of the bed and bends him over so that his head is between his knees. 'breathe, breathe--yeah, just like that, it'll be all right.'
as if this happens all the time.
his head snaps up when taemin clambers onto the bed to prod at the thing, wonderstruck.
'you have a tail,' he repeats over and over in astonishment, earning a scowl from the leader when said tail begins to twitch.
'i think he's aware of that,' kibum supplies, attempting to remove the maknae from the bed but instead joining him there once he gets a feel of the silky fur, settling down and beginning to stroke it softly.
'it's so soft,' he coos at taemin, who nods vigorously in agreement and begins to pet the tail as well.
jinki lets out a cry of frustration as the tail whips up into the air and both boys jump back.
'this isn't normal,' he yells as minho lets out a snort at the obvious statement. the other two blink in mild surprise at jinki's exclamation before they pounce on the offending appendage again.
jinki finally concedes defeat. 'at least pet it in the right direction,' he says miserably and buries his face in his hands.
a while later jonghyun walks in, earbuds turned up to maximum volume while idly sucking on a lollipop. it takes a moment for the scene before him to register before his mouth falls open in shock, the forgotten lollipop dropping onto the rug.
'how did jinki hyung get a tail?' he says loudly, stunned as minho sighs and crouches down to take care of the once again hyperventilating leader.
there's more but i thought i would post a bit and see what you guys think
jinki wakes up one morning to the odd feeling of something long and furry resting in his hand.
convinced that it's probably just one of the pets that climbed up on the bed during the night, he begins to drift off again when he's hit the with sudden realization that this doesn't feel like any of the dogs.
blinking his eyes open, he slowly looks over, sees something covered in black fur, and promptly begins to scream as it seemingly comes to life and slaps him right across the face.
'calm down, hyung,' minho says matter-of-factly as he sits a hysterical jinki at the edge of the bed and bends him over so that his head is between his knees. 'breathe, breathe--yeah, just like that, it'll be all right.'
as if this happens all the time.
his head snaps up when taemin clambers onto the bed to prod at the thing, wonderstruck.
'you have a tail,' he repeats over and over in astonishment, earning a scowl from the leader when said tail begins to twitch.
'i think he's aware of that,' kibum supplies, attempting to remove the maknae from the bed but instead joining him there once he gets a feel of the silky fur, settling down and beginning to stroke it softly.
'it's so soft,' he coos at taemin, who nods vigorously in agreement and begins to pet the tail as well.
jinki lets out a cry of frustration as the tail whips up into the air and both boys jump back.
'this isn't normal,' he yells as minho lets out a snort at the obvious statement. the other two blink in mild surprise at jinki's exclamation before they pounce on the offending appendage again.
jinki finally concedes defeat. 'at least pet it in the right direction,' he says miserably and buries his face in his hands.
a while later jonghyun walks in, earbuds turned up to maximum volume while idly sucking on a lollipop. it takes a moment for the scene before him to register before his mouth falls open in shock, the forgotten lollipop dropping onto the rug.
'how did jinki hyung get a tail?' he says loudly, stunned as minho sighs and crouches down to take care of the once again hyperventilating leader.