British People In Hot Weather
I had forgotten how much I dislike warm weather. It's not the weather in itself as much as the way it makes certain kinds of people behave. These are the worst things:
1. There's always some fuckwit making an insane amount of noise with a motorised garden implement.
2. There's always some fuckwit setting fire to something in his garden.
3. Some people do both of the above at the same time. Thanks for that.
4. Shorts and no shirt? It's April. Get dressed, you clown.
5. People have barbeques. And then invite me to them. There's just no excuse for that.
Apologies to anybody who is sitting outside in their freshly-mown garden, wearing shorts and reading this while they wait for their burgers to finish cooking. I'm sure that there are some people who are capable of enjoying warm weather while still being considerate towards other people. My neighbours, who are forcing me to either close all of my windows or to put up with the deafening roar and the smoke billowing through them, are sadly not among them.
1. There's always some fuckwit making an insane amount of noise with a motorised garden implement.
2. There's always some fuckwit setting fire to something in his garden.
3. Some people do both of the above at the same time. Thanks for that.
4. Shorts and no shirt? It's April. Get dressed, you clown.
5. People have barbeques. And then invite me to them. There's just no excuse for that.
Apologies to anybody who is sitting outside in their freshly-mown garden, wearing shorts and reading this while they wait for their burgers to finish cooking. I'm sure that there are some people who are capable of enjoying warm weather while still being considerate towards other people. My neighbours, who are forcing me to either close all of my windows or to put up with the deafening roar and the smoke billowing through them, are sadly not among them.