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[prufrock_26]

aww hell I'm a sucker for an opportunity to tell the world useless information about myself so YAYy (stolen from sparrow_lately)

A - Age: 20.
B - Bed size:  Big enough for two.  I'm told bed sizes have names, but I don't have a clue which is which.  Queen?  King?? DOUBLE?
C - Chore you hate:  Raking leaves.  You would hate it too if you'd grown up on an acre of

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[sparrow_lately]

BUT MUSHROOMS ARE DELICIOUS!!

Is it weird if we bond over not liking it when people touch us? :P

[prufrock_26]

Dear God clearly the takeaway lesson of today is that you and I must never try to do grocery shopping together. MUSHROOMS ARE DISGUSTING plus there's totally a statistically higher chance of them killing you than with, say, onions. Or broccoli. Or anything of the delicious things you could be eating that AREN'T mushrooms.

Yes this is an ironic kind of bonding that I approve of. We can totally do that.

[sparrow_lately]

We can totally bond over onions and hissing when people touch us. classiczeppelin has suggested I invest in a t-shirt that says "No I do not want a hug."

[prufrock_26]

I have already invested in a face that says "Don't get near me or I will cut you down with chilly scorn and withering eyebrows" but unfortunately this does not work on some individuals like my crazy uncles and overly enthusiastic friends so yes maybe this shirt idea is a good one.

[sparrow_lately]

I know this one girl who is always trying to hug me ALWAYS and she's very very tall and looms and like I do really poorly with people looming and one day I just blurted "IF YOU TOUCH ME I'M GONNA PUKE AT YOU" and now I think she hates me?

Whatever. I got a godfather from the Carolinas and he's probably the only reason I am capable of occasional physical affection.