aww hell I'm a sucker for an opportunity to tell the world useless information about myself so YAYy (stolen from
sparrow_lately)
A - Age: 20.
B - Bed size: Big enough for two. I'm told bed sizes have names, but I don't have a clue which is which. Queen? King?? DOUBLE?
C - Chore you hate: Raking leaves. You would hate it too if you'd grown up on an acre of land covered with maple trees.
D - Dog's name: Never had one; I hate dogs almost as much as it's possible to hate a living creature. Again, I blame the environment in which I was raised (to wit, next to a string of meth dealers who kept their attack dogs improperly restrained).
E - Essential start to your day item(s): I have no kind of morning routine, so...food is a plus?
F - Favorite color: The kind of brilliant blue that's just a shade bluer than teal.
G - Gold or Silver: BRONZE
H - Height: Just shy of 6 feet. I believe the official word is 5'11" and 3/4, but 6' is simpler and more impressive.
I - Instruments you play: When I was small I took piano lessons from my mother until my unwillingness to practice endangered our relationship; I have since forgotten everything but the names of the keys. I can do a few chords on a guitar and Hot Cross Buns on a recorder, but that's basically my limit.
J - Job title: Archival assistant and writing tutor.
K - Kisses or hugs: Neither, as a rule, because I'm neurotic as fuck and touching alarms me. With a few select family members, though, HUGS ALL THE WAY.
L - Living arrangements: With my parents for about one more week and then I'm MOVING OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME into a tiny studio in a building that used to be a fancy hotel in the 1890s and holy Moses this is stupidly exciting and also deeply depressing help where is childhood what is adult
M - Mood: See above. Also, hungry and bored.
N - Nicknames: Bruce.
O - Overnight hospital stays other than birth: Not yet. *knocks on wood, etc.*
Q - Quote from a movie: help i watch too many movies let's go with O CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN or the entire script of The Magnificent Seven
R - Right or left handed: Right-handed.
S - Siblings: Two older sisters, one younger sister, and two younger brothers. Not Catholic, before anyone asks.
T - Time you wake up: These days, around 8. I've been known to frequently sleep past noon, though.
U - Underwear: Yes, that is a thing that I wear. Some of it has rocket ships.
V - Vegetable you dislike: I love vegetables of all types an insane amount, but if we're going with legal definitions, tomatoes are total shit. Also mushrooms? I live vegetables that are vegetables, not fruit and fungus.
W - Ways you run late: The Internet, I'm sorry to say. The Internet, and general reluctance to leave the house.
X - X-rays you've had: Besides the stupid teeth ones, I had my chest X-rayed once when my asthma did a weird thing one year right before Christmas. It was the middle of the night and a strange man in green pajamas asked me if there was wire in my bra and I didn't know and the whole experience stands out as one of the less enjoyable bits of my childhood.
Y - Yummy food you make: Bread and hand-dipped chocolates are my favorites. Also zucchini. Also scrambled eggs.
Z - Zoo favorite: THINGS THAT EAT OTHER THINGS. I saw a Komodo dragon tearing a rabbit apart once and it was the best part of my day.