This chick I was sort of seeing once in NYC...Asian, amazing tits, tall for being Vietnamese, but still shorter than me, mad sexy confident. We were hanging out one night, and ended up at her place, and she started acting all weird.
I have something to tell you.... she said, immersed in weirdness.
Youre really a man, I throw out. My sense of humor was still on the abrasive side with strangers, at the time.
How did you know???
I was stopped in my tracks. What. The. Fuck. Had to play it off. Years of letting myself be treated like shit by family, friends, and total strangers had me sticking around out of guilt, getting the absolute worst blowjob of my life by a pre-op with great tits.
I left shortly after the oral and we never spoke again.
Re: stranger headthisappearanceJuly 16 2005, 04:50:32 UTC
Exactly! I left inside of 10 minutes after that horrid experience. S/he apparently did not want to accept my thank you offer of fresh man mustard, either, because there was some shittiness about no pre-volacano warnings. It kind of surprised me, as well, because I thought I was going to be stuck in that moment forever.
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I have something to tell you.... she said, immersed in weirdness.
Youre really a man, I throw out. My sense of humor was still on the abrasive side with strangers, at the time.
How did you know???
I was stopped in my tracks. What. The. Fuck. Had to play it off. Years of letting myself be treated like shit by family, friends, and total strangers had me sticking around out of guilt, getting the absolute worst blowjob of my life by a pre-op with great tits.
I left shortly after the oral and we never spoke again.
Life is crazy. She had great tits.
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Ah, well...one to keep from the grandkids. :P
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