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Sunday, July 03, 2005
weezer and the chili peppers suck
last nite i went to a concert. i drank a lot. passed out in the parking lot at some point. i woke up and it was dark and nobody was left. i was laying in the dirt. the desert. some dude picked me up. he drove me a little ways but dropped me off when i said i wasn't interested in getting my dick sucked.
"hey thanx man." no problem. "what are you up to tonight?" well actually i wanted to suck you off.
i was wearing a shirt that said oral me so i guess i can't blame the guy. and i am pretty good looking. i should have taken this guy up on his offer and charged him like 20 bucks. how sweet would that be? oh, wait, that would make me a whore. wait i am one already, what the hell was i thinking?
weezer and the chili peppers suck
last nite i went to a concert. i drank a lot. passed out in the parking lot at some point. i woke up and it was dark and nobody was left. i was laying in the dirt. the desert. some dude picked me up. he drove me a little ways but dropped me off when i said i wasn't interested in getting my dick sucked.
"hey thanx man." no problem. "what are you up to tonight?" well actually i wanted to suck you off.
i was wearing a shirt that said oral me so i guess i can't blame the guy. and i am pretty good looking. i should have taken this guy up on his offer and charged him like 20 bucks. how sweet would that be? oh, wait, that would make me a whore. wait i am one already, what the hell was i thinking?