So, uhm...
My brother planned a keg party for tonight. While my parents are in NYC.
... yeah. After trying unsuccessfully to talk him out of it, I finally just told Al, who's taking care of it. Unfortunately, since "everybody" knows about it, I still need to stay home and yell at teenagers to stay out of my house.
So uhm, any big strong impressive-looking guys wanna come play cop? I'll feed you! Food and hanging out, and possibly bounching teenagers off the pavement... how could that be a better deal?
... yeah. After trying unsuccessfully to talk him out of it, I finally just told Al, who's taking care of it. Unfortunately, since "everybody" knows about it, I still need to stay home and yell at teenagers to stay out of my house.
So uhm, any big strong impressive-looking guys wanna come play cop? I'll feed you! Food and hanging out, and possibly bounching teenagers off the pavement... how could that be a better deal?