Let me strongly recommend that you go here and read the brief, amazingly eloquent piece Meredith just wrote on the death of Bin Laden. Seriously, just do it. Five minutes, and you will emerge a better person.
According to Glenn Beck, soccer is just another thing "they're trying to jam. . . down our throats."
Leaving aside for a moment the hilarity of the statement, I jumped up and down growling when I heard that phrase. I am sick to death of rape metaphors being used to describe, you know, everything conservatives don't like.
Whenever I see footage of the BP CEO, I hiss at the tv. Thing is, have you seen that guy? I feel like I'd want to punch him even if I didn't know who he was.