Because it's WORTH IT!

Aug 28, 2006 00:08

Well, I finally did it. Focus on the Family is now sending me exactly ninety-nine dollars worth of free stuff. I got the Narnia dvd, the Les Mis audiobook, and a few hilarious books about the "prevention of" and "truth about" homosexuality. And you should do it too.
Heck, I may do it again. As Teen Girl Squad's "The Ugly One" might say, "I can do it! I can do it nine times!"

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Go to family.org, and in the top left corner you'll see a link called "resources." Click on it, and it'll open a page full of stuff they can send you. Rather than a price, each item has a "suggested donation." Fill your cart with up to a hundred dollars worth of stuff, and "proceed to checkout." When they ask how much you're donating, just input "0.00!" Don't put in a dollar sign. You'll get a screen in which they try to make you guilty about donating "less than the suggested amount," but ignore it. Input a shipping address and name and email (you can make up the latter two), check out, and you're all set! The more money we can wrest from these people before they catch on, the better!

politics, queer issues, funny

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