I am stuck in an elevator with a lunatic with a sword, grinning like only an idiot can. Someone, anyone, get me out of here. I do not care who. Even Grift, with his smirky face, gloating, I would take ( Read more... )

This is ludicrous.

I will not be shoved into a room full of people and expected to share a tiny room. No ( Read more... )

[The writing is full of flourishes and swirls, making it look in some places elegant and in some overdone and ridiculous.]So I will write on this and then people will write back and we will all be good friends, no? Somehow, I do not think that is the way the universe works ( Read more... )