Circuit 100

[proto_typing]

[Voice Post]

[As the audio begins, the sound of something large and heavy pounding against a door can be heard, as can the faint sound of wood beginning to splinter.]

Gee, two years in this dump and what do I get? Santy Claus comes to town. Who'd have thought the big guy'd go to all that trouble for little old me

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/celebrates everything ever forever~~~~~!

[doujin_dork]

Are you-

No, you seem to be doing okay.

~Partyyyyy~

[proto_typing]

That's right, the old man's shaking in his boots.

...Like a bowl full of jelly.

<(u.u<) (>u.u)>

[doujin_dork]

Terrible puns aside, could you do me a favor? There's a man named Harry, in building 2, room 76, and he's struggling with him. If you want more target practice, he'll be in there.

[Private//Unhackable]

And whatever you do, PLEASE don't make fun of him or anything. Just be polite. Otherwise . . . well, I'm not sure what'll happen if you do something he doesn't like.

\o\ \o/ /o/

[proto_typing]

Hey, whoa, wait a minute, hold on a sec. Are you actually asking me to go on a rescue mission for somebody? C'mon, Hiyori, do I look like an idiot or something? I don't do the hero thing, remember?

[Private//Unhackable]

Oooh, I'm scared. What's he gonna do, hurt my feelings?

~/\/\~ (fail attempt at hula)

[doujin_dork]

I know, I know, but if you're enjoying fighting Santa- he keeps regenerating and won't stay dead. And Harry's been fighting him off all day.

[Private//Unhackable]

Uh. No. But he might destroy the world.

[Private//Unhackable]

[proto_typing]

Oh, boy! Sounds like my kinda guy.

[Private//Unhackable]

[doujin_dork]

Uh.

I don't even have a response for that, but- will you help him?

[OoC: btw, if he does plan on helping him, here's the link.]

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[proto_typing]

Just remember you owe me for this.

[OOC: Lulz, he does, I'm already over there tagging. ♥]

[Private//Unhackable]

[doujin_dork]

Definitely. No question about it.

[OoC: Pfft. Of course. Oh man, why do I love Hiyori tagging the Master so much?]

[Private//Unhackable]

[proto_typing]

Good! Then Santy Claus had better watch out.

...And he better not cry, either.

[OOC: You've created a monster~]

[Private//Unhackable]

[doujin_dork]

Oh, yeah, I heard that song recently. You'd better not- uh, shout, or pout or something.

[OoC: It's all Lucy's fault. ._. And she and Lucy kissed! I'm not nearly as bad with Harry.]

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[proto_typing]

Yeah, yeah, he better not do any of those.

[OOC: Proto is now suspicious of the Master. But only a little.]

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[doujin_dork]

Hah. Right.

Wonder how that came about, actually.

[OoC: Sob, I saw. Not good for Hiyorin. 'Why was that robot so inquisitive about our relationship? Let's have tea.' '._____.']

[Private//Unhackable]

[proto_typing]

Probably 'cause somebody was really uncreative when it came to coming up with rhymes. Not that it matters.

[OOC: Proto's like, "Hi, you're like middle-aged. Hiyori is like ten shut up I know she's seventeen. Why are you friends again?"]

[Private//Unhackable]

[doujin_dork]

Oh, yeah, I guess that's true. A lot of American songs are pretty weird. I heard one about figgy pudding the other day.

[OoC: He's actually, like, a couple centuries. Actually, sort of like her and Clow-kun. wtf, Hiyori, why are you pedo-bait?]

[Private//Unhackable]

[proto_typing]

Oh, yeah, that's right, you don't know any of 'em, do you? Go out shopping and hang around in the store for a couple hours. You'll hear 'em all.

[OOC: Time Lords are cool like that. But just because I know that doesn't mean Proto does. =D]