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proto_typing

Circuit 091

Aug 22, 2009 16:04

affected, my family belongs on jerry springer, little brother, sarcasm ftw!, surrogate family, daddy's replacing me, too cool for this, brotherly love, awesome = me, roommates, curse: tooth fairy day, missing my mortal rival, no really i'm a robot, lonely robot is lonely, hiyori is my dr. wily

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*pounces* original_medic August 22 2009, 21:47:49 UTC

Did someone from your home world come here, Proto-man? That's nice!

I've been meaning to ask you - what do you think is great about being a robot as opposed to a human being?

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaay! proto_typing August 22 2009, 21:52:17 UTC

Well, gee, it's just peachy, knowing his arrival's got your seal of approval, Ninja Girl. Or it would be, if I cared.

Lemme think here. How about, uh...everything?

original_medic August 22 2009, 22:23:39 UTC

I suppose if you didn't care about people's opinions at all, you wouldn't bother to write?

Really? You're not curious about, say, how food tastes?

proto_typing August 22 2009, 22:48:52 UTC

Maybe I just don't care about yours.

And who says I don't have tastebuds?

original_medic August 23 2009, 00:12:21 UTC

...oh.

I just assumed you didn't, since, well, as I understand it, you're a sort of highly advanced machine.

[[ooc: FEEL MY BURNING DESIRE to reply with a scathing answer... but Rin is JUST TOO GOD DAMN NICE. Just wait for the next personality switch :P]]

proto_typing August 23 2009, 00:20:13 UTC

Well, see, that's what you get when you assume stuff. What kind of highly advanced machine would I be if I couldn't taste stuff?

[OOC: He'd actually like it a lot more if she did, honestly. Rin's calm politeness absolutely drives him up a wall 'cause she never takes his bait. =D]

original_medic August 23 2009, 00:24:00 UTC

But machines can't taste things. Or feel things.
...You don't eat, do you? You just drink that energy potion.

[[Ooc: I'm consoling myself with the notion that on some level, she knows this X3]]

proto_typing August 23 2009, 00:26:53 UTC

Oh, so now I can't feel things either, huh?

Y'know what, lady? Ever been sucked through a jet engine? It hurts. How's that for feeling things? Ever had all your arms and legs blasted off? Gee, gonna tell me that wouldn't sting a little, too?

original_medic August 23 2009, 00:35:00 UTC

I- I guess that maybe I don't really understand what a robot is. I thought you were sort of a computer.

You do feel pain... What about feelings, emotions? You don't cry, but it seems you like some people and dislike others.

- I'm sorry, but I don't know what a jet engine is, either.

proto_typing August 23 2009, 00:49:25 UTC

Why don't you go ask your pal the Robot Master?

Look, you have tornadoes in Ninjaville, right? How about windmills? Just imagine getting thrown into a windmill in the middle of a tornado.

original_medic August 23 2009, 13:48:11 UTC

Because you're the robot, so you're the real master as to what a robot is.

It's Konoha, and we don't get them much, actually, but I've seen them on missions, and I've fought enemies who used wind as a weapon.

proto_typing August 23 2009, 21:54:45 UTC

And I'll be sure to tell him you said that.

Yeah, yeah, whatever, you're missing the point. Windmill. Tornado. It's not fun.

original_medic August 24 2009, 00:14:59 UTC

I have no doubts you will.

...why were you in this windmill tornado engine?

proto_typing August 24 2009, 00:26:31 UTC

I'm sure he'll be happy to hear it.

Because my little brother's a dweeby jerk?

original_medic August 24 2009, 00:33:30 UTC

He probably won't, but I'm sure he'll see the logic of it.

Oh, I thought you only had a sister! What's your brother like? Dweeby jerkness aside, I mean.

proto_typing August 24 2009, 00:51:42 UTC

The day Dweebito sees logic is the day I go over Niagara Falls in a tin can, lady.

He looks a lot like me! Just, y'know, less cool, less awesome, less entertaining, and less good-looking.

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