Circuit 082

[proto_typing]

Heyyyyyy, so it's election time again, huh? Cool! Everybody knows the drill, right?

FOR SALE: My vote!

C'mon, somebody make me an offer I can't refuse. I gotta warn you, though, I'm a pro at saying no to people, so make it good, got it? I accept cash, gold, treasure, flying robo-dogs, assorted stocks and bonds, upgrades, and favors.

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O HAI

[original_medic]

in b4 Obito flips <3

[original_medic]

Whyever would you sell your vote?
That's... not how it's supposed to work!

ahahahahahaha poor Obito

[proto_typing]

Maybe where you come from.

mun's fault for not being online to have him watch over Rin~~

[original_medic]

I'm pretty sure that's how it works everywhere.

[proto_typing]

How do you know? Have you been everywhere?

[original_medic]

Of course I haven't.
The voting system makes no sense if votes can be bought or sold.
Do you care so little about who protects you that you'd support the kind of person who would pay for your vote?

[proto_typing]

Hey, lady, the only guy protecting me is me. And I care a lot about me, thanks. Why else would I be trying to get something out of this for myself?

alas, poor Rin xD

[original_medic]

So you don't need other people at all?

ohhhhhhh, here it comes

[proto_typing]

If I say no, are you gonna start preaching to me about teamwork? 'Cause I hate to break it to you, but I got a guy who handles all that for me already.

lol he's such a bastard

[original_medic]

I could, but I have the feeling it'd fall on deaf ears.
So you do have a friend.

he's programmed that way~

[proto_typing]

Hey. Hey! Hold it right there, sister. I never said anything about liking the guy! Just that there was one.

and we love it~~

[original_medic]

Well, you did say "I got a guy".
One could think that meant you were friends.
And this person seems to care about you, seeing as they want to teach you about teamwork.

[proto_typing]

Okay, look. Number one? If "one" decides to think that, then "one" is a moron, and that's not my problem.

Number two? If Dweebito's starting to care about me, then apparently I'm doing my job wrong.

private;

[keepinganeyeout]

Don't you have puppies to go kick or something?

private;

[proto_typing]

Well, look who it is. What, I say your name and you appear? It's magic!

...And what's with the filters all of a sudden? You got something to hide?

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[keepinganeyeout]

I've had it up to here with the way you talk to people round here - fine, I'll put up with the wisecracks, but it ain't right when you treat girls that way.

Don't want to embarrass you in public when I take you down a peg.