Heyyyyyy, so
it's election time again, huh? Cool! Everybody knows the drill, right?
FOR SALE: My vote!
C'mon, somebody make me an offer I can't refuse. I gotta warn you, though, I'm a pro at saying no to people, so make it good, got it? I accept cash, gold, treasure, flying robo-dogs, assorted stocks and bonds, upgrades, and favors.
[OOC: Link is IC. Aaaaand bidding is now open? >>]