Circuit 082

[proto_typing]

Heyyyyyy, so it's election time again, huh? Cool! Everybody knows the drill, right?

FOR SALE: My vote!

C'mon, somebody make me an offer I can't refuse. I gotta warn you, though, I'm a pro at saying no to people, so make it good, got it? I accept cash, gold, treasure, flying robo-dogs, assorted stocks and bonds, upgrades, and favors.

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Comments

[haroine]

Why would you be selling your vote?

[proto_typing]

Why not? If I'm gonna help somebody win, I oughta get something back, right?

[haroine]

Is that all? Do you not care about the candidate's purpose for running?

[proto_typing]

Nope, not really.

[haroine]

What matters to you, then?

[proto_typing]

Me! So in this case, it's what I get out of the race.

[haroine]

Are you not worried about the people you care about, or the other citizens in this place?

[proto_typing]

Lemme think about that. ...Nope, not really. 'Course, it'd probably help if I actually had, y'know, people I care about. Or the programming to care.

[haroine]

Programming?

[proto_typing]

That's right. What's the matter, never had a chat with a robot before?

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[haroine]

Oh! I have always had chats with a robot. In fact, I have one with me right now. Mister Pink has always been there to keep me company when I am alone.

voice;

[haroine]

Haro, Haro! What is this?

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[proto_typing]

[proto_typing]

What kind of a stupid name is Mister Pink?

voice;

[haroine]

What the heck?! I can't accept it!

[proto_typing]

You and me both, pal.