Circuit 080

[proto_typing]

[Accidental Voice Post]

--wanna see a show, huh? Hey, sure, I'll give 'em a show.

[A moment later, there is the distinct sound of a blast from a plasma cannon, and a metallic clatter as a padlock drops to the ground.]

Presto, change-o, alakazam.

[And then the slam of metal on metal as Proto kicks the door of his cage open and makes his escape.]

Comments

Private//Unhackable

[keepinganeyeout]

Yeah, yeah, get your girlfriend something awesome. Done and delivered. There's even a bow and everything.

Some guys want to lock you up? You know, if you'd spent five minutes talking to them, you could have saved yourself a fight.

Private//Unhackable

[proto_typing]

You even put a bow on it? Well, aren't you Little Miss Housewife.

Yeah, but where's the fun in that? Man, I haven't gotten to pull a jailbreak in ages.

Private//Unhackable

[keepinganeyeout]

...presents are supposed to have bows. You just lack style. I am not a housewife. Or a little miss! Jerkjerkjerk.

Can't believe they didn't incapacitate your blaster. Had a ninja done it, you'd have people gasping and small children crying right about now. Next time X stops by, I'm giving him some tips, if you're used to this kind of thing.

But no, I'm not cursed, though I have taken a trip to the circus to right wrongs and free the innocent. Justice never sleeps.

Private//Unhackable

[proto_typing]

And by "style", you mean "girly programming". Lucky for me, you've got it in spades.

I'm guessing they didn't know I had it. Y'know, kinda like you, back before I kicked your butt the first time? So now I just have to make sure they don't get me again.

Private//Unhackable

[keepinganeyeout]

You're a robot, how can you even having 'girly programming' in the first place?!

You didn't hang around to use it, you coward! That doesn't even count!

Private//Unhackable

[proto_typing]

Hey, don't look at me. Ask my sister, she's the expert on it.

He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day!