Circuit 060
Oh, come on. This is a joke, right? Look, guys, I know I said I wanted a dog, but this isn't exactly what I had in mind.
At least my circuits still seem to check out. No urges to chase squirrels or act like a complete moron like my brother's mutt. Yeah, okay, that's my tail, no need to chase it. Paws, claws, teeth...I wonder if I can fly? Man, that'd really make my day.
...So, what're the chances that there's a box of battery biscuits around here somewhere? I feel like a treat. Or hey, somebody could come scratch behind my ears! You might wanna bring a screwdriver or something with you, though. Human fingers won't do much on solid titanium, y'know...
[OOC: Robo-human => robo-dog? =D]
At least my circuits still seem to check out. No urges to chase squirrels or act like a complete moron like my brother's mutt. Yeah, okay, that's my tail, no need to chase it. Paws, claws, teeth...I wonder if I can fly? Man, that'd really make my day.
...So, what're the chances that there's a box of battery biscuits around here somewhere? I feel like a treat. Or hey, somebody could come scratch behind my ears! You might wanna bring a screwdriver or something with you, though. Human fingers won't do much on solid titanium, y'know...
[OOC: Robo-human => robo-dog? =D]