Millicent Bulstrode-
Are you also using me to get a good-looking date to the ball?
I don't mind being used for those reasons. You're only using me for those reasons right?
Look but don't touch,
Justin
P.S. Penguin is mine!!! Can I please have him back? I happen to be enjoying my single-fatherhood.
P.P.S. I can't find puce robes anywhere that look fabulous on me. Robe shopping is time consuming.
P.P.P.S. I love postscripts more.