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Feb 24, 2009 22:10

[Private]They're saying someone's been killed around here? Everyone's getting worked up about it, and even though I've heard people asking for the rumors to stop that's just about all people are talking about! Well, that and the ball coming up, but that's different ( Read more... )

what are these school subjects you speak, klarth, murder plot

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shoukanjutsu February 25 2009, 04:00:37 UTC

*recites disinterestedly*

Home economics is the art and science of home management, including, but not limited to, cooking, baking, sewing, knitting, crocheting, raising children, finding matching wallpaper, and sipping tea with your pinky out.

We have temporarily adjourned classes in favor of an optional self-defense lecture. Don't worry too much about it.

protectthedawn February 25 2009, 04:06:56 UTC

...I think I can handle self-defense better than that.

shoukanjutsu February 25 2009, 04:08:36 UTC

My thoughts precisely.

That isn't to say we won't be covering any of those subjects at all, however. Aside from the tea-sipping. I am Professor Klarth, by the way -- May I have your name?

protectthedawn February 25 2009, 04:12:01 UTC

Why am I going again...?

My name's Alph.

shoukanjutsu February 25 2009, 04:14:16 UTC

Very good.

Home economics also covers woodwork and metalwork barely. We will return to those topics once the current hubbub has died down.

protectthedawn February 25 2009, 04:24:01 UTC

That actually sounds better!

shoukanjutsu February 25 2009, 04:27:36 UTC

Glad you agree.

Though . . . I suppose I ought to learn those things if I'm going to be a professor here for long.

protectthedawn February 25 2009, 04:30:07 UTC

You mean you don't know?

shoukanjutsu February 25 2009, 04:31:07 UTC

. . . I'll have you know my society did not expect its men to bake or sew.

At least. I don't think it did.

protectthedawn February 25 2009, 04:35:12 UTC

Even I know remember to cook! And how to sew, a little. Not that I'm great at it, but...Why are you teaching it if you don't know?

shoukanjutsu February 25 2009, 04:39:48 UTC

It's a job.

Fine, fine. We'll get around to those eventually. I'll expect nothing less than perfection from you, mind, as you seem so keen on it.

protectthedawn February 25 2009, 04:41:20 UTC

H-hey, I was just asking!

shoukanjutsu February 25 2009, 15:08:48 UTC

As a matter of fact, I may have to rely on your assistance for a demonstration.

protectthedawn February 26 2009, 04:13:09 UTC

Isn't there some kind of rule against this?

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