Late entry for the Dee Dee Dee Awards
Okay we have a late entry for the 2007 dee dee dee awards, but this dumbass takes the cake...shit he takes the whole fuckin' bakery for that matter.
Last night my car was stolen, I'm freaking out, I have the first cigarette I've had in about...3 months? a helluva long time. We called the police, I'm waiting for them in the front yard with Tyrone. Then out of no where I'm in the front yard smoking and I see the idiots that stole my car drive right in front of the house!
The cop just happened to pull up the street right in front of the house and I just pointed him the direction the car went saying he just missed them. A few minutes later he comes back around, the fuckers wrecked my car into one of the neighbors houses. They took out a mailbox and almost fucked up the garage.
Why they drove by the house again, I don't know. But I told Tyrone last night I hope the s.o.b. (who was in the back seat of the cop car in tears, btw) got prison fucked last night.
Seriously if you're gonna steal a car, wouldn't it be a good car actually worth stealing? not a 98 mirage that probably still has traces of sex sweat, baseball equipment, and water/gatorade/soda bottles everywhere? And if you steal the car why the hell would you go back to the house you stole it from?
DEE DEE DEE!
One good thing that came out of it: they left four cans of 24 oz. budweiser in the car, 2 things of beef jerky, a big huge ass bag of hot cheetos, and a big bottle of smirnoff raspberry...officer's like "well son, couldn't get any prints off of that. as far as i'm concerned son that stuff's all yours!" so i got free beer and chips out of it :)
Last night my car was stolen, I'm freaking out, I have the first cigarette I've had in about...3 months? a helluva long time. We called the police, I'm waiting for them in the front yard with Tyrone. Then out of no where I'm in the front yard smoking and I see the idiots that stole my car drive right in front of the house!
The cop just happened to pull up the street right in front of the house and I just pointed him the direction the car went saying he just missed them. A few minutes later he comes back around, the fuckers wrecked my car into one of the neighbors houses. They took out a mailbox and almost fucked up the garage.
Why they drove by the house again, I don't know. But I told Tyrone last night I hope the s.o.b. (who was in the back seat of the cop car in tears, btw) got prison fucked last night.
Seriously if you're gonna steal a car, wouldn't it be a good car actually worth stealing? not a 98 mirage that probably still has traces of sex sweat, baseball equipment, and water/gatorade/soda bottles everywhere? And if you steal the car why the hell would you go back to the house you stole it from?
DEE DEE DEE!
One good thing that came out of it: they left four cans of 24 oz. budweiser in the car, 2 things of beef jerky, a big huge ass bag of hot cheetos, and a big bottle of smirnoff raspberry...officer's like "well son, couldn't get any prints off of that. as far as i'm concerned son that stuff's all yours!" so i got free beer and chips out of it :)