Chocolate Box Letter
Dear Chocolatier,
First of all, thanks for writing/drawing for me! I'm extremely easy to please and I'm sure I'd adore whatever you give me. Feel free to use your own ideas if you have some! I love these ships, so I'll be happy with anything.
I'll probably skim over explicit sex, and I would prefer no non-con. I love exploration of characters and character relationships, but also people getting into cracky or serious adventures, epic plots or canon divergence AUs or crossovers. I have a soft spot for time travel/time loops, soulmates/soulbonds, trope inversions (everyone is trying to get them together but they already are! A/B/O with small female alphas and large dude omegas, alpha/alpha or beta/any or omega/omega ships! Soulmates where they reject fate and go with someone else!), magical realism and HDM/daemon AUs. I also like fic with interesting formats - second person, drabbles/drabble collections, epistolary fic, etc. For art, I love cuddling, domesticity, costumes, kissing (innocent or less so) and hand-holding. I'm also really into red strings of fate, bed-sharing or moment-in-the-life stuff.
The fandoms I requested are Star Wars (movies), Hannibal (TV), Persona Series, Life is Strange, Undertale, and Neko Atsume: Kitty Collector, and my AO3 is here.
Star Wars Series (Movies)
Kylo Ren/Rey - I ship these two hard. I love the enemies-to-lovers dynamic and will eat up Force bonds, soul connections, arranged marriages, or anything fem-dommy with a spoon. Or maybe a role-swap AU? Them being drawn to each other without wanting to be, Rey seducing Ren to redemption or the other way around. I love the light-dark dichotomy, especially in art. Also, feel free to have them be related if you like (I am 100% down for incest angst, is all I'm saying).
Rey/Jessika Pava - I'd love to see where you'd go for this! I liked the (small) amount we saw of Jessika (a female pilot! And she idolizes Luke!) and would adore bonding over flying, machinery, Jessika meeting Rey as a real person. Does Poe introduce them, or are they already dating by then? Does Rey get Luke's autograph for Jess? I'd also adore Jessika flying Rey around on their days off.
Poe/Finn/Rey - The super sweet OT3! I'd adore clothes-sharing, Rey and Poe bonding while Finn's still healing, Finn trying to get his two crushes/friends to get along. Poe/Rey bonding over flying, or all of them dealing with each other's problems (Poe's torture, Rey's loneliness, Finn's stormtrooper background). Or domesticity! I would adore them settling into their relationship - who cooks, who makes a mess everywhere, etc.
Hannibal (TV)
Specifically with this fandom, I absolutely adore the weird creepy symbolism stuff, so feel free to make your art as bizarre/nightmare-staggy/thematic as you like.
Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter - Ah, my OTP. I love Will and Hannibal playing games with each other, and their relationship at the end of S3 in particular; I adore Will being able to manipulate Hannibal right back. Anything set post-S3 would be lovely, them trying to come to terms with each other, Hannibal (seriously, obviously) in love. Or that S2 finale AU where they run off together - does Will really want to? Is he trying to catch Hannibal at the same time as Hannibal's slowly seducing him to murder?
Will Graham & Abigail Hobbs & Hannibal Lecter - Murder family (with or without the ship), particularly as a S2 AU! I'd adore Will being half-interested in staying there but also wanting to get Abigail out, while he plays the long game with Hannibal; the weird twisty relationship they might have had if they escaped to Europe. Does Abigail want to go? Does Hannibal know what they might be planning? I'd love Abigail also not sure if she wants to leave or doesn't, because she doesn't have many options anymore - does she try to convince Will to stay/not report them?
Alana Bloom/Margot Verger - They were so immediately hot together, but I really want the twisty mindgame shenanigans of them getting together on the sly - Alana was obviously going there to get a bead on Hannibal (and maybe warn Will), while Margot would probably be suspicious until she knew Alana's motives; how did they sort things out? How much of Alana's background with Hannibal does Margot know? Alana's so sharp and self-interested now, but I love that she's kept her thread of compassion; was that what drew them together? Or just, holidaying far, far away with their kid - sorting out the Verger estate?
Persona Series
Arisato Minako/Kirijo Mitsuru - What I wanted most was for Minako to offer to run away with Mitsuru and them both riding off into the sunset (though of course that'd derail the story, haha). Roadtrip on the bike? I love the idea of cheery Minako teasing Mitsuru about her lack of everyday knowledge, them going on dates but Mitsuru not realising until Minako goes for a kiss, Mitsuru pampering Minako with stuff or them bonding over being orphans. Minako dressing Mitsuru up in high-cut armour or maid costumes?
Arisato Minako/Aragaki Shinjiro - I love the tragedy of these two, that they've got such a short time together and have to make the most of it; Minako drawing Shinji out of his shell, them after that one night together, awkwardly walking Koromaru or her trying to convince him over food. I'd adore Shinji meeting her friends or them on an actual (good or bad) date, or their reflections on each other afterward. Shinji visiting her grave, or Minako visiting him in hospital? Also, the first time Shinji sees her he says, "You," like he knows her; does he? (Time travel and soulbonds and stuff would be awesome!)
Arisato Minako/Elizabeth - Aah, they're so cute. I love that the ending is 100% the same playing as Minato or Minako but I love the way Minako's so much more enthusiastic about stuff - I'd adore them going dancing in a club, or going on an extra date post-heavily-implied-night together. Elizabeth meeting the gang as Minako's 'girlfriend'? I'd adore Elizabeth coming up with weird and wonderful things she thinks normal people do when they're dating, or something more serious where she manages to save Minako from her fate.
Aigis/Arisato Minako - I love how this social link is so romantic and would love more of these two - Minako showing Aigis around on dates, them exploring Aigis's feelings together, Aigis being super over-protective or Minako waking up to find Aigis watching over her. Post-P3 where Aigis is trying to come to terms with Minako's death, or something in the Bad End where they're still connected but there's so much unsaid between them?
Mashita Kanami/Kujikawa Rise - I seriously adore Kanami and how much she looks up to Rise, and how Rise's initial sort-of-jealousy so quickly faded under Kanami's adoration. I'd love them bonding over idolhood or catching up leading to dating - I got the feeling Kanami didn't have many friends so it'd be cute if Rise kept in touch. Do they have to work together for a promotion? Does Kanami have a million questions about the weird persona thing? Does it cause a media furor when they accidentally kiss in public?
Kujikawa Rise/Shirogane Naoto - They're so interesting together! I love the idea of Rise and Naoto, particularly bonding in high school, Rise understanding the different personas Naoto puts on and Naoto coming to understand her, too. I'd adore them going on dates, a little awkward but Rise keeping things flowing, their lives intersecting while they travel (Rise on idol business, Naoto on cases). I love the idea of Rise helping Naoto to express herself better, teasing her until Naoto's open enough to tease back.
Amagi Yukiko/Shirogane Naoto - This is a bit of a crackship, to be honest, but whenever Naoto's like 'senpai, you're so elegant' I ship it a little bit more. How would they get together? I'd love Naoto admiring Yukiko's femininity as she struggles with her own gender presentation (and I don't mind if you write Naoto as genderfluid or something), or noticing the respect Yukiko still gets; Yukiko teaching Naoto how to dress like a girl? I also adore the prince thing and would love that explored; Naoto being Yukiko's 'prince' and falling into the role naturally when they're on dates or Yukiko falling for her because of the parallels.
Amagi Yukiko/Satonaka Chie - These two are completely dating, and I love the idea of them being so comfortable with each other and living out of each other's pockets. Trying to cook together with the Inn's staff watching them fearfully, walking their dog together; when did their friendship turn into something more? I'd love Chie and Yukiko talking about their futures or deciding to move in together post-game.
Narukami Yu/Tatsumi Kanji - Call the PC Yu or Souji, whatever you like! Playing P4:New Days totally got me back into this ship, I love it. Kanji being himself, Yu supporting him, they're so sweet together, and I'd love anything more. Do they have a secret relationship while the game's going on? Maybe Yu comes back over summer/P4DAN and Kanji's worked up the courage to confess? Kanji teaching Yu how to sew/crotchet, them going to rescue cats or something? What does the rest of the team think?
Life is Strange (Video Game)
Max/Chloe - These two are so fantastic in-game and I can never get enough. Max and Chloe dealing with the save-the-bae ending, roadtripping with guilt and nightmares; Max dreaming of Chloe after she's gone. Max sneaking Chloe into her room, Chloe and Max breaking into places or fighting crime as superheroes or getting accidentally married in Vegas. Just a quiet morning with them cuddling on Chloe's bed? Anything at all.
Undertale (Video Game)
If you're writing, feel free to make Frisk any gender (or none) that you like!
Alphys/Undyne - These two are basically adorable! I'd adore anything; them meeting for the first time? When did Alphys introduce Undyne to anime? Do they go to Japan once they're in the human world? Is Undyne disappointed there aren't any princesses with swords or does she try to start a trend? I'd also adore something more serious; Alphys dealing with the guilt of her lab experiments, Undyne starting to feel kind of bad for hating humans before, h/c would be lovely. Or just them in their lives, cuddling, going on a date; does Alphys do the cooking? How many things does Undyne break?
Papyrus & Sans & Frisk - I love the skeleton bros and them and Frisk are so cute! Papyrus and his cheerful enthusiasm, Sans being so lazy but stepping up where it counts; I'd love almost-genocide route Frisk trying to deal with Sans and Papyrus (did they stop when Papyrus wouldn't fight them?), or pacifist Frisk visiting them after everything. Does Frisk help them get settled on the surface? Do they act as (light-hearted) bodyguards for Frisk as ambassador? Or Frisk trying to teach Papyrus to cook with Sans being a troll.
Asriel Dreemurr & Frisk - Sad goat baby <3 I adore him and Frisk so much and love the angst of their friendship so much. I would adore more of Frisk visiting Asriel in the ruins when they can, or Asriel being a pissy little flower who Frisk just wants to comfort and help - any method of fixing his fate would be lovely, but I'm 100% down for the angst here too. For art, I adore the ruins as a setting, or the flower motif; anything there, maybe?
Chara & Asriel Dreemurr & Frisk - Chara's so sociopathic but I love their friendship with Asriel so much - I like to think they really did care about Asriel, in their own way. And their relationship with Frisk is so up in the air I'd absolutely love to see what you do with it! Do they body-share and negotiate their way into a friendship thanks to their connection with Asriel? Or an AU where they're separate, or Chara's a ghost haunting them - hanging out, Frisk bringing them Toriel's pie?
Chara & Frisk - (as above) Body sharing? Or a separate-person AU? I'd adore Frisk and Chara slowly coming to some sort of accord, bonding over neglect or abandonment, or a more-murderous Frisk and Chara slowly losing delineations between them. I'd love Frisk slowly teaching Chara how to be friends and love people again!
Frisk & Papyrus - (as above) Frisk teaching Papyrus to cook? Frisk and Papyrus going on a date (as friends)? Papyrus jumping out of Frisk's windows or shadowing Frisk when they have to go to a thing or tagging along when Frisk goes to school? Bonding over Mettaton's show? Anything at all.
Frisk & Sans - (as above) Sans and Frisk (who killed people before) doing a wary sort of dance around each other, or Sans trying to reconcile pacifist Frisk with what he vaguely remembers earlier. Frisk and Sans making hotdogs (water sausages or otherwise) to sell? Frisk and Sans going shopping, baking Toriel's recipes, hanging out?
Frisk/Sans - If they're awesome as friends they're even better as a ship, right? Anyway, I am 1000% down for skeleton dating shenanigans - fake dating (Frisk needs a partner to the prom? Frisk needs their parents/guardians to stop nagging?), road trips, Frisk confiding in Sans because he's the only one who knows a little. I just adore these two, so anything you come up with will be great :D What's a day in their lives like? Does Sans just pop in and out when he pleases?
Neko Atsume: Kitty Collector
Any
Okay, I have to admit that I have absolutely no idea what to expect from this but I would absolutely love kitty friendship fic/art. How did Hobo and Glunkus become friends? Did they meet behind a dumpster in the street? Sassy Fran and Lady Meow-Meow is basically a coffee-shop story all it itself; the famous and cool Lady Meow-Meow befriending the cute waitress? Ms. Fortune being the only one to see the super-rare Peaches - do they haunt Ms. Fortune's house? Do they just keep running into each other on the street? And Billy the Kitten being a cowboy who always gets into trouble with Conductor Whiskers - or do they have an arrangement where Conductor Whiskers turns a blind eye? Sweet Marshmallow and cute Cocoa rolling around, trying to deal with the other cats; do they come from the same house? Are their owners friends?
I am 100% down with the wildest crossovers or AUs in this fandom; kitties as people? Kitties as superheroes? Kitties as birds or dinosaurs or platypodes? Maybe this is a yard that belongs to someone who has to deal with cats teaming up on them - seriously, go wild.
First of all, thanks for writing/drawing for me! I'm extremely easy to please and I'm sure I'd adore whatever you give me. Feel free to use your own ideas if you have some! I love these ships, so I'll be happy with anything.
I'll probably skim over explicit sex, and I would prefer no non-con. I love exploration of characters and character relationships, but also people getting into cracky or serious adventures, epic plots or canon divergence AUs or crossovers. I have a soft spot for time travel/time loops, soulmates/soulbonds, trope inversions (everyone is trying to get them together but they already are! A/B/O with small female alphas and large dude omegas, alpha/alpha or beta/any or omega/omega ships! Soulmates where they reject fate and go with someone else!), magical realism and HDM/daemon AUs. I also like fic with interesting formats - second person, drabbles/drabble collections, epistolary fic, etc. For art, I love cuddling, domesticity, costumes, kissing (innocent or less so) and hand-holding. I'm also really into red strings of fate, bed-sharing or moment-in-the-life stuff.
The fandoms I requested are Star Wars (movies), Hannibal (TV), Persona Series, Life is Strange, Undertale, and Neko Atsume: Kitty Collector, and my AO3 is here.
Star Wars Series (Movies)
Kylo Ren/Rey - I ship these two hard. I love the enemies-to-lovers dynamic and will eat up Force bonds, soul connections, arranged marriages, or anything fem-dommy with a spoon. Or maybe a role-swap AU? Them being drawn to each other without wanting to be, Rey seducing Ren to redemption or the other way around. I love the light-dark dichotomy, especially in art. Also, feel free to have them be related if you like (I am 100% down for incest angst, is all I'm saying).
Rey/Jessika Pava - I'd love to see where you'd go for this! I liked the (small) amount we saw of Jessika (a female pilot! And she idolizes Luke!) and would adore bonding over flying, machinery, Jessika meeting Rey as a real person. Does Poe introduce them, or are they already dating by then? Does Rey get Luke's autograph for Jess? I'd also adore Jessika flying Rey around on their days off.
Poe/Finn/Rey - The super sweet OT3! I'd adore clothes-sharing, Rey and Poe bonding while Finn's still healing, Finn trying to get his two crushes/friends to get along. Poe/Rey bonding over flying, or all of them dealing with each other's problems (Poe's torture, Rey's loneliness, Finn's stormtrooper background). Or domesticity! I would adore them settling into their relationship - who cooks, who makes a mess everywhere, etc.
Hannibal (TV)
Specifically with this fandom, I absolutely adore the weird creepy symbolism stuff, so feel free to make your art as bizarre/nightmare-staggy/thematic as you like.
Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter - Ah, my OTP. I love Will and Hannibal playing games with each other, and their relationship at the end of S3 in particular; I adore Will being able to manipulate Hannibal right back. Anything set post-S3 would be lovely, them trying to come to terms with each other, Hannibal (seriously, obviously) in love. Or that S2 finale AU where they run off together - does Will really want to? Is he trying to catch Hannibal at the same time as Hannibal's slowly seducing him to murder?
Will Graham & Abigail Hobbs & Hannibal Lecter - Murder family (with or without the ship), particularly as a S2 AU! I'd adore Will being half-interested in staying there but also wanting to get Abigail out, while he plays the long game with Hannibal; the weird twisty relationship they might have had if they escaped to Europe. Does Abigail want to go? Does Hannibal know what they might be planning? I'd love Abigail also not sure if she wants to leave or doesn't, because she doesn't have many options anymore - does she try to convince Will to stay/not report them?
Alana Bloom/Margot Verger - They were so immediately hot together, but I really want the twisty mindgame shenanigans of them getting together on the sly - Alana was obviously going there to get a bead on Hannibal (and maybe warn Will), while Margot would probably be suspicious until she knew Alana's motives; how did they sort things out? How much of Alana's background with Hannibal does Margot know? Alana's so sharp and self-interested now, but I love that she's kept her thread of compassion; was that what drew them together? Or just, holidaying far, far away with their kid - sorting out the Verger estate?
Persona Series
Arisato Minako/Kirijo Mitsuru - What I wanted most was for Minako to offer to run away with Mitsuru and them both riding off into the sunset (though of course that'd derail the story, haha). Roadtrip on the bike? I love the idea of cheery Minako teasing Mitsuru about her lack of everyday knowledge, them going on dates but Mitsuru not realising until Minako goes for a kiss, Mitsuru pampering Minako with stuff or them bonding over being orphans. Minako dressing Mitsuru up in high-cut armour or maid costumes?
Arisato Minako/Aragaki Shinjiro - I love the tragedy of these two, that they've got such a short time together and have to make the most of it; Minako drawing Shinji out of his shell, them after that one night together, awkwardly walking Koromaru or her trying to convince him over food. I'd adore Shinji meeting her friends or them on an actual (good or bad) date, or their reflections on each other afterward. Shinji visiting her grave, or Minako visiting him in hospital? Also, the first time Shinji sees her he says, "You," like he knows her; does he? (Time travel and soulbonds and stuff would be awesome!)
Arisato Minako/Elizabeth - Aah, they're so cute. I love that the ending is 100% the same playing as Minato or Minako but I love the way Minako's so much more enthusiastic about stuff - I'd adore them going dancing in a club, or going on an extra date post-heavily-implied-night together. Elizabeth meeting the gang as Minako's 'girlfriend'? I'd adore Elizabeth coming up with weird and wonderful things she thinks normal people do when they're dating, or something more serious where she manages to save Minako from her fate.
Aigis/Arisato Minako - I love how this social link is so romantic and would love more of these two - Minako showing Aigis around on dates, them exploring Aigis's feelings together, Aigis being super over-protective or Minako waking up to find Aigis watching over her. Post-P3 where Aigis is trying to come to terms with Minako's death, or something in the Bad End where they're still connected but there's so much unsaid between them?
Mashita Kanami/Kujikawa Rise - I seriously adore Kanami and how much she looks up to Rise, and how Rise's initial sort-of-jealousy so quickly faded under Kanami's adoration. I'd love them bonding over idolhood or catching up leading to dating - I got the feeling Kanami didn't have many friends so it'd be cute if Rise kept in touch. Do they have to work together for a promotion? Does Kanami have a million questions about the weird persona thing? Does it cause a media furor when they accidentally kiss in public?
Kujikawa Rise/Shirogane Naoto - They're so interesting together! I love the idea of Rise and Naoto, particularly bonding in high school, Rise understanding the different personas Naoto puts on and Naoto coming to understand her, too. I'd adore them going on dates, a little awkward but Rise keeping things flowing, their lives intersecting while they travel (Rise on idol business, Naoto on cases). I love the idea of Rise helping Naoto to express herself better, teasing her until Naoto's open enough to tease back.
Amagi Yukiko/Shirogane Naoto - This is a bit of a crackship, to be honest, but whenever Naoto's like 'senpai, you're so elegant' I ship it a little bit more. How would they get together? I'd love Naoto admiring Yukiko's femininity as she struggles with her own gender presentation (and I don't mind if you write Naoto as genderfluid or something), or noticing the respect Yukiko still gets; Yukiko teaching Naoto how to dress like a girl? I also adore the prince thing and would love that explored; Naoto being Yukiko's 'prince' and falling into the role naturally when they're on dates or Yukiko falling for her because of the parallels.
Amagi Yukiko/Satonaka Chie - These two are completely dating, and I love the idea of them being so comfortable with each other and living out of each other's pockets. Trying to cook together with the Inn's staff watching them fearfully, walking their dog together; when did their friendship turn into something more? I'd love Chie and Yukiko talking about their futures or deciding to move in together post-game.
Narukami Yu/Tatsumi Kanji - Call the PC Yu or Souji, whatever you like! Playing P4:New Days totally got me back into this ship, I love it. Kanji being himself, Yu supporting him, they're so sweet together, and I'd love anything more. Do they have a secret relationship while the game's going on? Maybe Yu comes back over summer/P4DAN and Kanji's worked up the courage to confess? Kanji teaching Yu how to sew/crotchet, them going to rescue cats or something? What does the rest of the team think?
Life is Strange (Video Game)
Max/Chloe - These two are so fantastic in-game and I can never get enough. Max and Chloe dealing with the save-the-bae ending, roadtripping with guilt and nightmares; Max dreaming of Chloe after she's gone. Max sneaking Chloe into her room, Chloe and Max breaking into places or fighting crime as superheroes or getting accidentally married in Vegas. Just a quiet morning with them cuddling on Chloe's bed? Anything at all.
Undertale (Video Game)
If you're writing, feel free to make Frisk any gender (or none) that you like!
Alphys/Undyne - These two are basically adorable! I'd adore anything; them meeting for the first time? When did Alphys introduce Undyne to anime? Do they go to Japan once they're in the human world? Is Undyne disappointed there aren't any princesses with swords or does she try to start a trend? I'd also adore something more serious; Alphys dealing with the guilt of her lab experiments, Undyne starting to feel kind of bad for hating humans before, h/c would be lovely. Or just them in their lives, cuddling, going on a date; does Alphys do the cooking? How many things does Undyne break?
Papyrus & Sans & Frisk - I love the skeleton bros and them and Frisk are so cute! Papyrus and his cheerful enthusiasm, Sans being so lazy but stepping up where it counts; I'd love almost-genocide route Frisk trying to deal with Sans and Papyrus (did they stop when Papyrus wouldn't fight them?), or pacifist Frisk visiting them after everything. Does Frisk help them get settled on the surface? Do they act as (light-hearted) bodyguards for Frisk as ambassador? Or Frisk trying to teach Papyrus to cook with Sans being a troll.
Asriel Dreemurr & Frisk - Sad goat baby <3 I adore him and Frisk so much and love the angst of their friendship so much. I would adore more of Frisk visiting Asriel in the ruins when they can, or Asriel being a pissy little flower who Frisk just wants to comfort and help - any method of fixing his fate would be lovely, but I'm 100% down for the angst here too. For art, I adore the ruins as a setting, or the flower motif; anything there, maybe?
Chara & Asriel Dreemurr & Frisk - Chara's so sociopathic but I love their friendship with Asriel so much - I like to think they really did care about Asriel, in their own way. And their relationship with Frisk is so up in the air I'd absolutely love to see what you do with it! Do they body-share and negotiate their way into a friendship thanks to their connection with Asriel? Or an AU where they're separate, or Chara's a ghost haunting them - hanging out, Frisk bringing them Toriel's pie?
Chara & Frisk - (as above) Body sharing? Or a separate-person AU? I'd adore Frisk and Chara slowly coming to some sort of accord, bonding over neglect or abandonment, or a more-murderous Frisk and Chara slowly losing delineations between them. I'd love Frisk slowly teaching Chara how to be friends and love people again!
Frisk & Papyrus - (as above) Frisk teaching Papyrus to cook? Frisk and Papyrus going on a date (as friends)? Papyrus jumping out of Frisk's windows or shadowing Frisk when they have to go to a thing or tagging along when Frisk goes to school? Bonding over Mettaton's show? Anything at all.
Frisk & Sans - (as above) Sans and Frisk (who killed people before) doing a wary sort of dance around each other, or Sans trying to reconcile pacifist Frisk with what he vaguely remembers earlier. Frisk and Sans making hotdogs (water sausages or otherwise) to sell? Frisk and Sans going shopping, baking Toriel's recipes, hanging out?
Frisk/Sans - If they're awesome as friends they're even better as a ship, right? Anyway, I am 1000% down for skeleton dating shenanigans - fake dating (Frisk needs a partner to the prom? Frisk needs their parents/guardians to stop nagging?), road trips, Frisk confiding in Sans because he's the only one who knows a little. I just adore these two, so anything you come up with will be great :D What's a day in their lives like? Does Sans just pop in and out when he pleases?
Neko Atsume: Kitty Collector
Any
Okay, I have to admit that I have absolutely no idea what to expect from this but I would absolutely love kitty friendship fic/art. How did Hobo and Glunkus become friends? Did they meet behind a dumpster in the street? Sassy Fran and Lady Meow-Meow is basically a coffee-shop story all it itself; the famous and cool Lady Meow-Meow befriending the cute waitress? Ms. Fortune being the only one to see the super-rare Peaches - do they haunt Ms. Fortune's house? Do they just keep running into each other on the street? And Billy the Kitten being a cowboy who always gets into trouble with Conductor Whiskers - or do they have an arrangement where Conductor Whiskers turns a blind eye? Sweet Marshmallow and cute Cocoa rolling around, trying to deal with the other cats; do they come from the same house? Are their owners friends?
I am 100% down with the wildest crossovers or AUs in this fandom; kitties as people? Kitties as superheroes? Kitties as birds or dinosaurs or platypodes? Maybe this is a yard that belongs to someone who has to deal with cats teaming up on them - seriously, go wild.