Man porn? I say thee YES!
Holy crap. It's here. It's really honestly finally here. Today is the first day of summer vacation.
The fun started on Wednesday, which I detailed more in my last entry, and don't really want to type up again. Everything continued on Thursday, which would have been better if I wasn't terribly uncomfortable in large groups. Still, we had 12 people come, and it was a lot of fun even if I was cringing when people came near me. We all went up to Meredith's driveway towards the end and drove Travis's scooter thingy around...I just sat there and laughed at the people who crashed into things, and then at Travis for reminding me of Batman as he drove it. You know, the whole "cape flying out behind him thing." Except in this case, his cape was the sweatshirt that I'm still planning on stealing ASAP. Meredith decided towards the end of that party that I should sleep over, so I did just that. We were awake until about 1 in the morning, just talking about random crap. The memorable quote of the evening?
Meredith: HE WANTS TO FUCK YOU IN THE BACKSEAT?!?!?!?!?!
Yeah, so that was fun. We spent the rest of the day hanging out, eating tuna, taking walks, playing a whole ASSLOAD of Truth or Truth because it's no fun to dare someone to do something if you're the only one who gets to see it, haha. Just fun stuff like that! And I promised I'd put another list of pool party quotes in, so here goes (There won't be as many yesterday):
"Here's a little sprinkle sprinkle fo'mah GONE bitches!"
"Hey, sit here! We need one more person for an orgy!"
"Here Erin. Have some man porn."
"Wait...I never said anything about the backseat...Did I?"
"Hey, nice tutu Meredith."
(Travis and Zack in unison...creepy) "Skeet SKEET."
"Yeah, the guy wouldn't let me buy porn until I showed him my wallet...It had money in it."
"OW! Dammit, Travis, my porn bruise hurts like a whore!"
"Ew, Erin. Stop feeling my sexy man bitch."
"Nice job driving the scooter, Meredith. All I heard was something accelerating, and then a 'foomp' as you hit the trees."
"I didn't dirty you!"
"I eat hungry."
"We are the four pillars. If you take one, the rest will fall." "...Who, me?" "No, kid, just you in general."
"Erin, meet Meghan Shenanigan."
"Travih. Come hea. I'ma cutchoo wit mah knife!"
"You're a cool kid." "Go the fuck away." "I just called you a cool kid!" "Yeah, and I told you to go the fuck away. What's the problem?"
Ok, well that's good for now, I suppose. Please leave some comments, some love, some credit card numbers, and anything else you think would be a good idea. *COUGH* man porn *COUGH*
And don't ever forget that I love you.
EDIT: New layout. Likee?
The fun started on Wednesday, which I detailed more in my last entry, and don't really want to type up again. Everything continued on Thursday, which would have been better if I wasn't terribly uncomfortable in large groups. Still, we had 12 people come, and it was a lot of fun even if I was cringing when people came near me. We all went up to Meredith's driveway towards the end and drove Travis's scooter thingy around...I just sat there and laughed at the people who crashed into things, and then at Travis for reminding me of Batman as he drove it. You know, the whole "cape flying out behind him thing." Except in this case, his cape was the sweatshirt that I'm still planning on stealing ASAP. Meredith decided towards the end of that party that I should sleep over, so I did just that. We were awake until about 1 in the morning, just talking about random crap. The memorable quote of the evening?
Meredith: HE WANTS TO FUCK YOU IN THE BACKSEAT?!?!?!?!?!
Yeah, so that was fun. We spent the rest of the day hanging out, eating tuna, taking walks, playing a whole ASSLOAD of Truth or Truth because it's no fun to dare someone to do something if you're the only one who gets to see it, haha. Just fun stuff like that! And I promised I'd put another list of pool party quotes in, so here goes (There won't be as many yesterday):
"Here's a little sprinkle sprinkle fo'mah GONE bitches!"
"Hey, sit here! We need one more person for an orgy!"
"Here Erin. Have some man porn."
"Wait...I never said anything about the backseat...Did I?"
"Hey, nice tutu Meredith."
(Travis and Zack in unison...creepy) "Skeet SKEET."
"Yeah, the guy wouldn't let me buy porn until I showed him my wallet...It had money in it."
"OW! Dammit, Travis, my porn bruise hurts like a whore!"
"Ew, Erin. Stop feeling my sexy man bitch."
"Nice job driving the scooter, Meredith. All I heard was something accelerating, and then a 'foomp' as you hit the trees."
"I didn't dirty you!"
"I eat hungry."
"We are the four pillars. If you take one, the rest will fall." "...Who, me?" "No, kid, just you in general."
"Erin, meet Meghan Shenanigan."
"Travih. Come hea. I'ma cutchoo wit mah knife!"
"You're a cool kid." "Go the fuck away." "I just called you a cool kid!" "Yeah, and I told you to go the fuck away. What's the problem?"
Ok, well that's good for now, I suppose. Please leave some comments, some love, some credit card numbers, and anything else you think would be a good idea. *COUGH* man porn *COUGH*
And don't ever forget that I love you.
EDIT: New layout. Likee?