Jun 22, 2005 22:02
Hello, ladies and gents. I'm sure that once you are reading this, the torture is over. No more freshman year. I'm not really complaining, seeing as how the year went exactly as I hoped it would, but come on. No more Parvo. No more Wunsch. No more Madam Byrne!!! Could it get any better? Sarah and I are skipping last period tomorrow with an assload of people (hopefully) to go have a picnic outside. My first time ever skipping!! I'm so proud of myself, lol. I went over Meredith's after school today with Travis and Zack, and I can honestly say that's the best time I've had since the summer when I found out my parents were getting divorced. Thank you guys soooo much, I ♥ you all times 547382956478.
And now, a list of quotes from this afternoon because I already said I was going to put it up:
"I think like a lesbian from 5:30 to 5:32 a.m. It might be because I woke up to 'Wild Party Girls' one day, and never really recovered."
"Travis, do you have a boner?" "No, but I have a penis!"
"Hey, Erin, do you wanna be a lesbian for like a day with Meredith so you can sleep over?"
"AHH!! My pants are inflating!!!!!!"
"AHH!! Now my shirt is inflating too!!!"
"Here's a little sprinkle sprinkle fo' mah bitches."
"Oh, that's right Meredith. Just pour the whole damn bottle of lighter fluid into the fire."
"Yum. Man porn."
And then, of course we have the famous Oompaloompa dance in front of the buses! (Not a quote, just fun shit)
"Erin, I forgot to ask for the Allie's Donuts phone number in case you guys decide you want donuts."
"I can't breathe in rain! It's like breathing underwater!!" *Holds breath, runs to umbrella*
"SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET."
"There's soap in this Coke bottle!!!!!"
"Travis, did you throw lemons in the pool?" "Yeah...Did you find the lime too?"
Hey, let's play Bitch! Ok, you hold a match, and it burns down...Oh wait, that's not Bitch. Dammit! Nevermind..."
"Hey look! It's Jesus and the Anti-Christ!"
"Whaddup homie."
"They tested the mole between my toes for cancer."
"Ack, my boobs!"
"Well, I think the Biggest Boobs Award goes to Meredith, then Zack, then Erin, and then Travis."
Alrighty, well that's good for now. Thanks again you guys. You are my saving grace. And have fun in Maine to Travis.
Have a nice summer, everyone.
♥ Erin