Two Months, Four Days.

[prongsykins]

I haven't properly updated this thing in ages. It's hard to remember that I even have one of these journal things. I've been obsessively rereading baby books for the past few months, plus work as an Auror, and taking care of a Very Pregnant Wife and a Perpetually Neurotic But Pretending to be Suave Best Mate, and all of that doesn't leave all that

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[slobberymongrel]

DAMMIT YOU LUMPY BAG OF POTTER STINK WHAT IS THE FUCKING NAME??

I hope he turns out to be just like me. A curse on you.

Are you going to owl the book or drop it off?

[prongsykins]

We've got to work out the middle name before we tell anyone! You don't want to see it while it's still a work-in-progress, it ruins the effect if the finished product. Lily's being stubborn and she doesn't like my middle name idea.

Now that's just cruel.

Which would you prefer?

[slobberymongrel]

Of course she's being stubborn, shes Lily. Whats your middle name idea?

I know. You cant be a Sirius II without the dashing looks. ALSO I AM NOT NEUROTIC, YOU'RE JUST A LAZY USELESS ARSEHOLE.

Whichever one affords me the least dish dropping embarassment. Will you help me set it up?

[prongsykins]

James.

You're neurotic.

Well if I'm helping you set it up I might as well just bring it over.

[slobberymongrel]

HAHAHHAHAA. Well it worked well the first time, didnt it? SPEAKING OF THAT ONE. HE'S BEEN BRAINWASHED BY THAT MALFOY FUCK. FATHER, DAMMIT, WOULD YOU? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KEEP THAT RUBBISH FROM HAPPENING. I tried to convince him poofters were evil and wrong but he didnt listen.

YOU'RE NEUROTIC!!

Good. I can seduce the name out of you.

[prongsykins]

And it goes PERFECTLY with the first name. Which we AGREED on. And Padfoot, you're not going to convince him that poofters are evil when you're shagging a bloke, now, are you? The "do as I say, not as I do" speech only goes so far. Is he really being brainwashed?

No. I'm not.

Then maybe I won't help and I'll just owl the book to Teddy instead.

[slobberymongrel]

I could give a better opinion on how well it goes with the first name if you just, oh, told me the first name? AS FOR SHAGGING BLOKES EVERYONE KNOWS IM DISREPUTABLE AND SHOULD NOT BE IMITATED IN BEHAVIOR EVER YES PRONGS HE IS BEING BRAINWASHED.

Yeah well. Your feet smell like corpses and I hate you.

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[prongsykins]

It goes PERFECTLY. I'm going to quote you on that next time some muggle tennis boy's mother gets all shirty about you hanging out with them. I suppose I'll have to talk to him, then.

Well that's not fair, walking in corpses is part of my JOB.

Hm? I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch that. Should I address it to Teddy at your flat, then?

[slobberymongrel]

Pleeeeeease.

You have had a bunch of shite assignments lately. Did you piss off Moody?

DONT YOU BLOODY DARE POTTER I WILL MURDER YOU AND RIP UP YOUR PUDDLEMERE UNITED POSTERS.

[prongsykins]

We'll tell you eventually. The boy will have a name.

Possibly.

What's that? I'm sorry, I seem to have suddenly lost my ability to read italics.