Freakshow
This is just horrible, I know, you can blame my funny friend, she loves writing freakshows! And I got her approval so I thought I'd post this, we did put a lot of *time* on it-..
Hope you people can enjoy this even though it's pretty... porny.
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Alex walked slowly through the corridor, slowly and painfully because he was suffering from some mystical blisters between his legs, and there was no way he could have figured out the reason for it…
Today’s events: he had tried to clean his rectum by sticking a banana up his ass (he had read in cosmo that you shouldn’t use soap, only environmental products… he had taken it a little too literally)
… and then he was thinking about Addison, and in some weird way his chambers started to fill with blood, and a warm wave washed over his face… he now knew what had caused the blisters…
… and that was his nightly adventure with his hands while he was thinking about his gynecological-monster, who made him make sausages out of placentas after every successful C-section. Because of some weird reason he now understood that he needed a shot of steroids and gloves, otherwise the feeling would never pass… neither would the blisters.
So he walked, or more like crawled through the corridor, until he bumped into something really hard, or hang on a sec… hard and soft, a shoe, and not just any shoe, a high heeled one…
What could a shoe do in the middle of the corridor, without an owner, without anyone to fill the shoe’s emptiness… just a simple shoe… but hang on another sec, it wasn’t just any shoe, it was, it was…
A dildo, and there was a name tag with the owner’s name… and it said loud and clear: property of Doctor Bailey.
“Doctor Bailey?” he stuttered and looked around. Hmm, who could he bring it to, bringing it to Doctor Bailey would be pretty embarrassing, considering he couldn’t help scratching himself… But look, the dildo was a nice tool when he was itchy, but then he froze, because the sound of a heel echoed in the corridor, he turned around, and didn’t see anyone else than Dr Gyno-Bitch-McSatan, and she had a huge bottle of scotch…
… which she apparently was pushing between her legs, in and out, in and out, it was a pretty ridiculous situation, Alex had never seen anything like it, something so beautiful… time stood still as he saw the contents of the bottle slowly lap against the glass, like the brush of the ocean against the cliffs by the summer-cottage he owned… he felt something really wet against his head, and he was back in reality again.
And the first thing he saw as he opened his eyes was Bailey’s red face, which stared down at him. She had apparently found the on-call-room he was sleeping in, and when he looked downwards he realized his pants were very tight because of a certain picture of McHot, that he had in his head… and Bailey looked at him with her You-Nasty-look and he cleared his throat to try to explain. “I just wanted to see if my spermatic ducts still worked…”
Bailey shook her head, left the room and Alex looked sadly at his pants. He needed new ones.
But then he remembered that she had forgotten her dildo, the little, helpless, pink piece of rubber, which he softly held against his chest, and tried to stand up, but fell right away, helplessly, to the ground with a bang and yelled “This is what I get, the blisters are having the party of the year in my crotch!” He grabbed the bedpost and pulled himself up by force, stood still to catch his balance, looked at the little fragile thing in his hands and thought he was going to die from the pain.
What did he get himself into?! He shook his head, opened the door and started getting through the corridor, but what were the chances?! Towards him came Doctor Montgomery, wearing her 900-euros worth prada-heels, with her nose in a folder and the cup of juju in her other hand. He stood still and admired the white color of her face next to the red color of her hair, but of course she didn’t look where she was walking…
… and tripped right over the sanitary towel from yesterday (a very problematic patient, indeed) and fell with a bang through the surgically-removed appendixes, which the cleaning-lady had gathered into a nice pile… but fast as she was, she took off her prada-heels fast as hell (Alex couldn’t help but think what it would have been like if her clothes would have fallen off at the same, impressing speed), threw then towards Alex, who wasn’t prepared and fell backwards into the wall, and Bailey’s dildo broke into two…
… and straight away his heart broke too. Addison couldn’t help but smile as she stood there among the bloody appendixes and she shook her head as she was about to take a step forward, but she slipped, and before she knew it she had appendixes everywhere: in her blouse, under her skirt, they pouted out of her ears, and she looked around ashamed, then at Alex, who started laughing his ass off at the sexy sight he had in front of him.
But he gathered himself up quickly, because he saw the look Addison gave him, so he got up, but one of Addison’s ear-appendixes into his nose, and looked at her with a puppy, begging look…
… and now it was Addison’s turn to laugh out loud, and the appendixes just squirted out of her (from many very interesting places, Alex thought), but then the cleaning-lady came walking down the corridor, throwing some very suspicious looks at Addison and her intern. Addison gave the cleaning-lady a few appendixes, which were sticking out of her private places, then she turned around to look at Alex, bit her lip, cocked her head towards one of the on-call-rooms.
Alex didn’t understand the signal at all and offered to massage Addison’s neck, Addison sighted loudly in a very dangerous sex-killing-way, and Alex took a few steps back and there was probably a little, wet pool around his feet…
… but since Addison had seen most of it under her 11-year long career, she didn’t care, but gave him a loving look and opened the door to the on-call-room…
NOW he understood the clue and dragged himself inside after her, but just as he was about to close the door he caught a glimpse of Bailey, who was looking at them from the corner with her broken dildo in her hand… and Alex closed the door…
… and gave all of his attention to Addison, who suddenly had dressed up like the Eastern-bunny.