Maharajah of cats
I've apparently developed the ability to commune with cats. Strange since I've been going to shelters looking for a dog.
I went for a walk this evening and befriended 4 of them. It's all a matter of the right kind of eye contact and body language. Soon I will amass a following large enough to sit out in front of my house in the lotus position saying "Come to me my children" and then "Go! Do my bidding!".
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I went for a walk this evening and befriended 4 of them. It's all a matter of the right kind of eye contact and body language. Soon I will amass a following large enough to sit out in front of my house in the lotus position saying "Come to me my children" and then "Go! Do my bidding!".
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