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A couple new entries on my stupid page (http://home1.gte.net/planaria/Humor/stupid.html)
07-03-04 - I want to market a new line of alarm clocks that makes the sound of toast stuck in a toaster, fingernails on a chalkboard, the sound Jim Carey makes in Dumb and Dumber, and an overflowing toilet (hard to record that one I guess). 07-03-04 - I was driving the other night when the woman in front of me threw her cigarette out the window. It bounced off my windshield and I felt
like screaming "INCOMING!". So, when I was looking at fireworks I started thinking.... wow, that'd be a freak
out orgy to get a box of lit fireworks and throw them out the window on the interstate! Is that evil or performance art? Or evil performance art? The "UFO" style would be the best I think.
like screaming "INCOMING!". So, when I was looking at fireworks I started thinking.... wow, that'd be a freak
out orgy to get a box of lit fireworks and throw them out the window on the interstate! Is that evil or performance art? Or evil performance art? The "UFO" style would be the best I think.