Randomly Generated Haikus Pwn My Soul!

Jun 01, 2007 21:48

Apparently, randomly generated haikus made out of my old LJ entries provide insightful commentary on my life. That really shouldn't be as surprising as it is. So:

My evening:

Never ever leave
me. Last day of the future
curer of cancer.


My thoughts on yaoi Heroes:

He's alive so they
can make with the wild monkey
sex, okay? Non-emo.

My plans for the next season of CSI: Miami:

Gratuitous emo
aren't for you and Ryan
together, Eric.

Doctor Who/Bible slash?

Lord x the Doctor,
which is interesting and
I can't stand it.

My subconscious is still shipping Mylar without my permission:

Free pirates in love
with ZQ? I feel really
bad for Mohinder.

The finale we'd like to see:

Laying the smackdown
on Sylar with a cricket
ball! This one hit home.

Fandom in a nutshell:

Shouldn't read crackfic
before bed anymore, or
possibly I should.

My entire life in three lines:

Planned, but I got
way too distracted by the
pretty to notice.

All haikus from here.

i have no life, rl, heroes, csi:miami

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