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01) What stickers do you have on your car, if any? SOTY logo, Death From Above logo, Electric logo, Kalifornia
02) What art do you have in your room? All my posters are art. The Eternal Sunshine and Salton Sea ones are the most arty I would say though.
03) What do you hear right now? Starflyer 59
04) If you could drink anything right this second, what would it be? Unicorn blood, hahaha
05) Does anything hurt on your body right now? Effin A yeah! My damn hands and ass cause I took quite the spill boarding to class. Oh, my ankle too cause then I dropped the board right on the bone. Terrible day
06) If someone you hated died, would you laugh and spit on their grave? Spit, no. Pee yes.
07) What's your job position called? Shamee extrodinaire
08) What size ring do you wear? No idea, but I'm gonna guess 10
09) Do you own a camera phone? No, I own a piece of junk Jap phone
10) When's your birthday? Decembre nueve, is that how you spell nine in wetback?
11) What was your elementary school's mascot? A raping pillaging Viking
12) What's your favorite bottled water? Nothin but the Crystal Geyser
13) What's the next concert/show you're going to and when? Thursday in New York on the day after Christmas, who's coming?!
14) What were you doing at 9 pm last night? Making pasta shells
15) What's your favorite Starbucks drink? They used to have chocolate malts I think. Those werent bad
16) Do you exercise as much as you should? Depends on who's opinion. But probably still no.
17) Did you attend your High School prom? Not a single dance. Show's you what a stud I was
18) Did you go to someone else's prom? I hope to pick up some senior girls this year, so we'll see
19) Would you give your bf/gf a second chance if they cheated on you? Fuck this fuckin fuckity question
20) Name something purple within 5 feet of you: My throbbing purple dog
21) Your nails were last painted? Proud to say I've never done that
22) The weirdest thing you've ever heated in the microwave? A single popcorn kernel. It didnt work
23) Ever done the Electric Slide? no, but the electric bugaloo...
24) How much Japanese do you know? ching cho chang chi, that's all of it right?
25) Sparkly things? send me into epileptic shock
26) Ever crash a car, been in accidents? N E V E R
27) Do you look good in yellow? I dont think I've ever owned anything yellow
28) Do you sing? like a madman
29) Ever sang in front of a crowd? You know it, good ol elementary musicals
30) Do you dance? If inebriated
31) Is your hair long enough to chew on? maybe for someone else to chew on
32) Least favorite color? Jasmine, or that bright aqua color found in crappy stone jewelry that old women and indians wear
33) Favorite kind of pizza? Straw hat pizza is even lower than Domino's I think. Gizz is a regular ingredient there. Chicago style deep dish pepperoni and sausage for me thanx
34) Ever had Dippin' Dots? I'm all for technilogical advancments in Ice Cream. They're wonderful
35) Ever played an instrument? I played a delicious bass
36) How old were you when you got a cell phone? 17 maybe. I stole a Dale Earnhardt cover from the fair for it. It ruled
37) How old were you when you got your first car? 17 sounds right again. Good ol 240 DL
38) How many tickets do u have? zippo, damn fuzz will never catch me
39) How long have you been driving? got the permit right before 16, licensce right before 17
40) How many parking tickets? TWO!!! Damn el camino senior parking lot, and Amoeba's in San Fran.
41) Do you own your own car? indeed
42) Do you want to get married? at least 5 times
43) At what age do you want to get married? 25, 28, 30, 32, 82
44) Have you ever been married? to the mob
45) At what age do you want to have kids? when technology is far enough along that robots will raise them
46) How many kids? 2 at the most. Those robot nannies are expensive
47) Do you have an air freshener in your car? I did once. It was a foot.
48) Do you have plants in your room? just mold in the garbage can
49) Last piece of mail opened: I got beanies in the mail yesterday, that was exciting! I love mail
50) What city was your last taxi cab ride? San Fran I believe
51) Last alcoholic drink? Bacardi Gold shots out of a 151 bottle
52) Do you spit? like a llama
53) Ever had an H2O massage? does a spa count?
54) Do you believe in Big Foot? He prefers Yetti
55) Ever been to a palm reader: nooooooo. Thems the black arts.
56) Did you have a good weekend? I already cant remember it
57) Current yearning: I'm yearning to urine in a urn
58) Have you ever had a black eye? partial
59) How is the day going for you? kinda shitty
60) Any plans for tonight? Maybe do my paper thats already late. And watch The Office
61) Ever photograph something that was dead? Thats dirty! I only pick up dead animals and put em' on people's doorsteps or cars! I'd never do something awful like take a picture
62) Current disappointment: I am a disappointment
02) What art do you have in your room? All my posters are art. The Eternal Sunshine and Salton Sea ones are the most arty I would say though.
03) What do you hear right now? Starflyer 59
04) If you could drink anything right this second, what would it be? Unicorn blood, hahaha
05) Does anything hurt on your body right now? Effin A yeah! My damn hands and ass cause I took quite the spill boarding to class. Oh, my ankle too cause then I dropped the board right on the bone. Terrible day
06) If someone you hated died, would you laugh and spit on their grave? Spit, no. Pee yes.
07) What's your job position called? Shamee extrodinaire
08) What size ring do you wear? No idea, but I'm gonna guess 10
09) Do you own a camera phone? No, I own a piece of junk Jap phone
10) When's your birthday? Decembre nueve, is that how you spell nine in wetback?
11) What was your elementary school's mascot? A raping pillaging Viking
12) What's your favorite bottled water? Nothin but the Crystal Geyser
13) What's the next concert/show you're going to and when? Thursday in New York on the day after Christmas, who's coming?!
14) What were you doing at 9 pm last night? Making pasta shells
15) What's your favorite Starbucks drink? They used to have chocolate malts I think. Those werent bad
16) Do you exercise as much as you should? Depends on who's opinion. But probably still no.
17) Did you attend your High School prom? Not a single dance. Show's you what a stud I was
18) Did you go to someone else's prom? I hope to pick up some senior girls this year, so we'll see
19) Would you give your bf/gf a second chance if they cheated on you? Fuck this fuckin fuckity question
20) Name something purple within 5 feet of you: My throbbing purple dog
21) Your nails were last painted? Proud to say I've never done that
22) The weirdest thing you've ever heated in the microwave? A single popcorn kernel. It didnt work
23) Ever done the Electric Slide? no, but the electric bugaloo...
24) How much Japanese do you know? ching cho chang chi, that's all of it right?
25) Sparkly things? send me into epileptic shock
26) Ever crash a car, been in accidents? N E V E R
27) Do you look good in yellow? I dont think I've ever owned anything yellow
28) Do you sing? like a madman
29) Ever sang in front of a crowd? You know it, good ol elementary musicals
30) Do you dance? If inebriated
31) Is your hair long enough to chew on? maybe for someone else to chew on
32) Least favorite color? Jasmine, or that bright aqua color found in crappy stone jewelry that old women and indians wear
33) Favorite kind of pizza? Straw hat pizza is even lower than Domino's I think. Gizz is a regular ingredient there. Chicago style deep dish pepperoni and sausage for me thanx
34) Ever had Dippin' Dots? I'm all for technilogical advancments in Ice Cream. They're wonderful
35) Ever played an instrument? I played a delicious bass
36) How old were you when you got a cell phone? 17 maybe. I stole a Dale Earnhardt cover from the fair for it. It ruled
37) How old were you when you got your first car? 17 sounds right again. Good ol 240 DL
38) How many tickets do u have? zippo, damn fuzz will never catch me
39) How long have you been driving? got the permit right before 16, licensce right before 17
40) How many parking tickets? TWO!!! Damn el camino senior parking lot, and Amoeba's in San Fran.
41) Do you own your own car? indeed
42) Do you want to get married? at least 5 times
43) At what age do you want to get married? 25, 28, 30, 32, 82
44) Have you ever been married? to the mob
45) At what age do you want to have kids? when technology is far enough along that robots will raise them
46) How many kids? 2 at the most. Those robot nannies are expensive
47) Do you have an air freshener in your car? I did once. It was a foot.
48) Do you have plants in your room? just mold in the garbage can
49) Last piece of mail opened: I got beanies in the mail yesterday, that was exciting! I love mail
50) What city was your last taxi cab ride? San Fran I believe
51) Last alcoholic drink? Bacardi Gold shots out of a 151 bottle
52) Do you spit? like a llama
53) Ever had an H2O massage? does a spa count?
54) Do you believe in Big Foot? He prefers Yetti
55) Ever been to a palm reader: nooooooo. Thems the black arts.
56) Did you have a good weekend? I already cant remember it
57) Current yearning: I'm yearning to urine in a urn
58) Have you ever had a black eye? partial
59) How is the day going for you? kinda shitty
60) Any plans for tonight? Maybe do my paper thats already late. And watch The Office
61) Ever photograph something that was dead? Thats dirty! I only pick up dead animals and put em' on people's doorsteps or cars! I'd never do something awful like take a picture
62) Current disappointment: I am a disappointment