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[VIDEO] -- TO ALL SCPs, RESEARCHERS, AND AGENTS ON BASE

Feb 26, 2010 19:40

For the love of--this paperwork is going to be horrid. I've never seen 2000 spit out things at this rate. A bunch of people who can do who-knows what, a toaster, and a damned dragon. This is rid--eh? What was that? This is on?Well! As good now as ever, I suppose. Alright, alright, listen up ladies, gentlemen, and those of indeterminate gender! I'm ( Read more... )

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become_tang February 27 2010, 02:42:06 UTC

I am available at the earliest opportunity for testing and questioning.

punches_ooparts February 27 2010, 05:43:32 UTC

Assuming you've been telling the truth, your paperwork should be the easiest to get done, so I'll likely make you a priority.

[super encrypted communication as best Gendo can manage on what he's got] become_tang February 27 2010, 05:47:48 UTC

I suppose now would be the appropriate time to tell you that I have a... to use your own terminology, "SCP" contained within my hand. It is in a dormant larval stage and doesn't pose any threat so long as I continue to contain it as I have.

punches_ooparts February 27 2010, 05:53:55 UTC

...Alright, that'll make things a bit more complicated, but all the more reason to prioritize you above the others.

Tell me just what this item in your hand is.

become_tang February 27 2010, 06:00:30 UTC

It is a creature known as Adam, the first Angel. In it's larval state, it is contained and of no threat, so long as it doesn't come in contact with any other Angels. As I understand, this world does not have any, so there should be no threat of that. It can, if threatened, project an Absolute Terror field, making it, and by extension myself, impervious to any form of conventional attack. A power roughly equivalent to a Nuclear Warhead would be required to cause damage.

punches_ooparts February 28 2010, 01:14:28 UTC

Can't say I'll be okaying any uses of nuclear warheads for experimental purposes any time soon. Does this field do anything aggressive or is it restricted solely to keeping you invincible?

become_tang February 28 2010, 01:49:14 UTC

NERV has not recorded any instances of an AT Field being used offensively.

punches_ooparts February 28 2010, 02:03:53 UTC

Hmm, right then. Things can get a bit rough around here now and again and I wouldn't want your little angel or whatever it may be wrecking the place to protect you. In fact, if this does render you effectively invincible, this may prove to make you a great asset.

I would like to know anything else you know in regards to yourself and this angel, including anything you may consider mundane or irrelevant.

become_tang February 28 2010, 02:12:49 UTC

[I'm going to abstract this a bit since it's intensely tl;dr, but essentially there are a bunch of interesting tidbits like Angels being responsible for the melting of the polar icecaps and the death of most of humanity 2000, and their biological similarity to humans, 90-something percent identical to human makeup, and a few of the various forms they take and abilities]

"...Adam is the end goal of the Angels, who, as I believe I mentioned, wish to unite with it and cause the end of humanity. Fortunately, this world holds no Angels, but in the event of one emerging, it also holds the key to their defeat. The biological mechanoid weapon, Evangelion."

punches_ooparts February 28 2010, 02:24:44 UTC

Yes, this will most certainly be of great interest to the Foundation.

Beyond this 'Adam' in your hand, you yourself are suitably an ordinary human by our standards, yes? Well, I suppose you wouldn't know our standards yet. I'll oversee a few simple tests, if you don't mind--things to determine if you're ordinary by our standards.

become_tang February 28 2010, 02:27:25 UTC

I suspected that would be the case. I am completely ordinary by my world's standards. Feel free to perform whatever tests are necessary, though I would hope none would place me in any immediate danger.

punches_ooparts February 28 2010, 02:37:22 UTC

Some scans to check your mental functioning to detect any abnormalities, then some stress tests that shouldn't be any more dangerous than a thorough physical at a physician's office. Some literal poking and prodding, some running, testing your blood pressure and your blood itself--mundane things like this. If we notice anything bizarre, we'll go from there, but assuming the results come back as being 'human', then we'll go from there.

become_tang February 28 2010, 02:39:04 UTC

Very well. You may notice some blood abnormalities due to the presence of the Angel, but beyond that everything should be regular.

punches_ooparts February 28 2010, 02:42:22 UTC

Alright then.

[The tests will be performed, the results will be adequate, and Gendo's placement will be announced in a future post.]

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