[VIDEO] -- TO ALL SCPs, RESEARCHERS, AND AGENTS ON BASE
For the love of--this paperwork is going to be horrid. I've never seen 2000 spit out things at this rate. A bunch of people who can do who-knows what, a toaster, and a damned dragon. This is rid--eh? What was that? This is on?
Well! As good now as ever, I suppose. Alright, alright, listen up ladies, gentlemen, and those of indeterminate gender! I'm sure all of your are confused--Hell, I know what's going on and I'm confused. Hah!--so to kill about thirty birds with one stone, I'm going to give you all--this includes you newly transferred doctors and agents, too, so no slacking!--a quick run-around of what's going on here in our lovely facility.
First of all, my name is Doctor Sigmund Ivaldi. You can call me Doctor, Sig, Ivaldi, or whatever combination of my name you can come up with: so long as I know you're talking to me, I'll go along with it; keep in mind if it's insulting enough, I'll go ahead and return the favor. Now, I'm the administrator of this facility. What does that mean to you? Probably jack all, but I'll at least go through the motions.
Now, let me flip through my file a bit and see what I can tell you about myself. Date of birth expunged, place of birth expunged, height six feet--who cares?--blood type restricted, weight--like Hell I'm telling that--oh, here we go. I wear corrective lenses. There's my life story as allowed by The Foundation and myself. Dandy!
As for what I do here, I'm a researcher with just a wee bit of experience with out-of-place artifacts: this means things that shouldn't be here but are. All of you fall under that category!
Anyways! All you other folks stuck in the rooms just need to know that we're here to take care of you until we find a way to send you home. In the meantime, to validate the finances used to keep you here, we'll be performing experiments now and again to learn a bit more about each of you and your homes.
Remember: cooperation on your part will benefit us both.
[VIDEO -- Filtered to Personnel]
Now, for all of you other doctor and agents and whatnot, all you need to know about me is that I'm here to oversee the functioning of Site-00 along with the research in regards to SCP-2000-RP and all related items. If you need something from Oversight, they'll likely get in touch with me. I'll also warn you that I might do things a bit differently than you're used to at the other Foundation locations.
Now, chop chop! We need the paperwork done for filing all of these new SCPs! Agents, considering all the new things 2000 has been spewing out, make sure you're always on your toes.
Well! As good now as ever, I suppose. Alright, alright, listen up ladies, gentlemen, and those of indeterminate gender! I'm sure all of your are confused--Hell, I know what's going on and I'm confused. Hah!--so to kill about thirty birds with one stone, I'm going to give you all--this includes you newly transferred doctors and agents, too, so no slacking!--a quick run-around of what's going on here in our lovely facility.
First of all, my name is Doctor Sigmund Ivaldi. You can call me Doctor, Sig, Ivaldi, or whatever combination of my name you can come up with: so long as I know you're talking to me, I'll go along with it; keep in mind if it's insulting enough, I'll go ahead and return the favor. Now, I'm the administrator of this facility. What does that mean to you? Probably jack all, but I'll at least go through the motions.
Now, let me flip through my file a bit and see what I can tell you about myself. Date of birth expunged, place of birth expunged, height six feet--who cares?--blood type restricted, weight--like Hell I'm telling that--oh, here we go. I wear corrective lenses. There's my life story as allowed by The Foundation and myself. Dandy!
As for what I do here, I'm a researcher with just a wee bit of experience with out-of-place artifacts: this means things that shouldn't be here but are. All of you fall under that category!
Anyways! All you other folks stuck in the rooms just need to know that we're here to take care of you until we find a way to send you home. In the meantime, to validate the finances used to keep you here, we'll be performing experiments now and again to learn a bit more about each of you and your homes.
Remember: cooperation on your part will benefit us both.
[VIDEO -- Filtered to Personnel]
Now, for all of you other doctor and agents and whatnot, all you need to know about me is that I'm here to oversee the functioning of Site-00 along with the research in regards to SCP-2000-RP and all related items. If you need something from Oversight, they'll likely get in touch with me. I'll also warn you that I might do things a bit differently than you're used to at the other Foundation locations.
Now, chop chop! We need the paperwork done for filing all of these new SCPs! Agents, considering all the new things 2000 has been spewing out, make sure you're always on your toes.