I didn't care that you left and abandoned me, what hurts more is I would still die for you.
Oddly enough, an abundance of occurrences have happened since i've last updated, I just haven't been inspired to write. Memorial Day my mother and I spent the day with my comrade's family for dinner, initially we were all going to have a picnic, but the weather was a tad too brisk. My comrade's mother having set out a table of appetizers, my reluctance to try everything spurred my comrade into suddenly deciding we were going to both try every single appetizer on the table, which we managed to eventually do, surprisingly he even managed to coax me into trying an oyster on a cracker, needless to say it was chewy and weird. Afterwards my comrade spoke with his main squeeze online, so I had the privilege of seeing them flirt about being in the shower together. Since the Einstein crew ended their year, everyone decided there should be a graduation party hosted at Danny's homestead. As my comrade strove to get his father's car the Hammerhead for the night, I sat in the den of their residence and played the Star Wars Episode III song for the climactic battle at the end of the movie, needless to say it's savvily keen. After my comrade's father made me promise I wouldn't let anyone smoke in the car, we sped off to pick up my comrade's paramour; Princess Kristi. Teasingly gleeful as always, she and my comrade shared subtle flirtations as we drove to Danny's and rendezvoused with both Danny and Joe.
Whilst both Danny and Joe decided to play a game of pool, I leisurely surveyed and gave my comrade and his paramour their alone time. Shortly after my comrade seemed impatient about drinking the small stash of Corona he brought, smuggling them in his backpack with each bottle covered by a dirty sock to decrease the sound of clanking. My comrade's impatience shone as he inquired if anyone in the group had a belt, my naive ass deciding to unbuckle my belt and give it to him, he promptly ended up somehow breaking my belt while trying to open the bottle of Corona. Right after my belt broke, Danny came back with a bottle opener, and it turns out Joe was wearing a belt as well. Now I need a new belt or my pants will fall down and everyone will see me in my boxers .. more than usual. Very happy to have seen Serena, Lauren, and Alexis again, considering the last time I saw the three of them was at Adam's horrible party. Also was introduced to a new girl and close friend of Serena's named AJ, i'd have to say very nice going. Everyone attempted to participate in a pathetic version of a drinking game named "Threeman", needless to say everyone pretty much decided they'd rather just drink and talk.
Spontaneously while I was leisurely seated, Serena stood up and challenged me to a wrestling match, which was pretty awesome. I just sort of smirked while we mumbled back and forth a few seconds before engaging, now i've taken wrestling and have done quite a bit of weightlifting, so I may have had an unfair advantage when I promptly lifted her up and over my shoulders, then shortly after pinning her, I have to definitely give her credit though, she put up an awesome match, she damn near lifted me up and off the ground when I was trying to pin, too. Damned hockey girls and their amazing leg strength. Afterwards AJ quickly jumped on Serena and pinned her before I ended up like putting AJ in some sort of arm-lock maneuver and making pretty much all the audience cringe, so hopefully that didn't hurt or anything. Then both Serena and AJ ended up double-teaming me, both jumping on my back and managing to keep me on my knees for a few seconds before I just rolled AJ back and locked Serena in a scissors hold until she gave up, I suppose I can give Serena a rematch some time, until then I am totally the champion, mwaha. That actually made me miss wrestling, it's been so long since i've done it.
Throughout the night my buzzed comrade and I would randomly beat the crap out of one another, whether it was me just lifting him up into the air and tossing him around, or him running at me full speed and leaping on me. At one point I found myself in the spare bedroom just laying down sprawled out on the bed, then suddenly my comrade bound in the room like a madman and threw a few layers of blankets on top of me before bouncing on me like I was some kind of damn trampoline, I was feeling pretty lackadaisical, so I basically laid there and let him hop on me like a toad until he and his paramour ended up arguing because she wanted to lay down in a small and dark closet, my comrade on the other hand wanted a bed. While I sort of just remained sprawled there on the bed, Lauren and Alexis ran in the room to talk with me for a few moments before Danny started trying to throw people on top of me, I sort of grunted while people laid on the bed with me and we all talked for a few before they all wandered out of the room. Some time after Serena and AJ ended up in the closet together, and Lauren was hell-bent on getting me to join them in the closet, so I quickly tried pulling her out of the room so both Serena and AJ would have some alone time, however unfortunately that earned me a prompt punch in the eye. Luckily it wasn't anything that left a black eye or anything, just enough to get make my eye a bit red. So now I guess that puts my name on Lauren's hit list. Before eventually staggering out of the room, earlier I managed to get hit in the groin several times by my ruthlessly hyper comrade, so I was pretty beat up after spending some time in the spare bedroom.
Arriving in the larger basement room just in time to hear a drunken Joe rant about how he was Albert Einstein .. then saying something about Albert Einstein owing him money, very confusing but hilarious nonetheless. Unfortunately I guess a drunken Joe equals horniness, because from what I hear when everyone was gathering in the spare bedroom, he quickly made moves on AJ. I didn't participate in the little cuddle/orgyfest, I decided I needed to cool off, sitting outside near the door before Alexis came out and we had a nice little conversation about what we planned to do in the future. I felt a little bad because it was getting chilly and she was hardly dressed to be outside, so we both went back inside and back into the spare bedroom where everyone else was smashed together on the bed under the covers. Noticing Serena was disgruntled, I quickly slipped out of the room with her and hopefully aided in easing her nerves, love you more, Serena! Also tried playing a game of pool with her, anyone who ever watches me play pool would either shake their head shamefully or laugh, because i'll spend a few moments acting all professional in trying to get the stick lined up with the ball, then when I hit the ball it either rolls forward an inch or so or does this little hop that does absolutely nothing. I was glad I was able to help her out when she was feeling frustrated, I know how bad that can be. AJ apparently having discovered Serena was not a very happy camper, she came out and laughed at my horrible pool-playing ability before they both went off to have a talk. I'm probably getting things out of order, but afterwards I ended up going into the spare bedroom again, where Joe very blatantly tried putting the moves on AJ, meanwhile Danny trying to get a picture of the two in bed on his cameraphone for "proof". Danny is a good friend of mine, but sometimes I absolutely hate it when he tries stirring up things by playing the role of the instigator. Anyway, afterwards AJ went off to talk with Serena again, an infuriated Joe blamed Danny for AJ leaving the room and actually went down on his knees begging for me to get Danny out of the room. I'm also a good friend of Joe's, but I would prefer to stay out of that whole little mess, I doubt he was sober enough to understand why what he was doing was wrong. Too much alcohol has that tendency.
During all of this, my comrade and his paramour were shut off in the second spare bedroom down the hall, which is a bit more .. private, to say in the least. They practically spent the entire night in there. Almost everyone winding down, I chose my own sleeping bag and my pillows, simply because I knew everyone would want the bed, and the thought of having Joe or Danny spooning me wasn't very tempting. Stripping down to my boxers while still wearing my awesome dress shirt, I posed in a power stance in front of the bed while people were giggling and asking me if I was in my boxers, which of course I was. Sauntering outside to take a peek at who was on the couches, both AJ and Serena cuddling while Serena also made a comment about how hot I looked in my boxers, which I could hardly blame her for doing, really. Everyone gathered in the room, when Danny suddenly began breaking out into song, singing Disney tunes that were changed to sexual innuendoes. Scaring basically everyone off except for me, Serena and AJ came in and took the bed while Danny and I sang Backstreet Boys, NSync, and Britney Spears songs. Offhand, apparently flashed everyone his penis and ass. I definitely couldn't see myself doing that, that only comes out when necessary.
Appalled by Danny's singing, without much warning my comrade suddenly charged into our spare bedroom with his jeans down far enough to show off the briefs he wore. Everyone seeming pretty shocked that he wore 'tighty-whities', he hopped on Danny for a while to get him to stop singing, then swaggered back into the room he shared with his paramour. Everyone in our room listened for sounds of moans or something leading to the hint of something suggestive, however much to their dismay, all that could be heard was the sound of talking. They messed around after talking, of course. My comrade also managed to give this flying kick to Joe's back which i'm sure had to hurt like hell, but it looked amazing. So this morning I was awoken by my comrade, in nothing but his underwear, hopping on me and beating on me while I still laid in my sleeping bag, so afterwards I slammed him down into the bed and hopped around on him for a few to sate my vengeful mind. Overall i'd have to say that aside from some minor incidents like getting beat up a bit, the party was pretty awesome. My comrade scoffs at the thought that i've never slept in the bed in the spare bedroom with a girl.
Speaking of which, as of recently I met a very awesome girl named Del, we found mutual interest in Star Wars and things are progressing very nicely. Unfortunately I wasn't able to talk with her much yesterday or today due to the fact that I was kidnapped yesterday and today I slept longer than I thought when I took a nap, waiting for my mother to get off the phone, although I did get to speak with her for a few today on the phone, definitely nice hearing her voice again. I'll try and do my best to get in contact with her tomorrow soon as possible. I'd also like to quickly congratulate my comrade on graduating from the Einstein Academy, now he can be an immortal spirit like me, and we can both suddenly appear standing around at an Ewok party. Much more to talk about and much more to say, but i'm fatigued, so i'll save it for another entry.
Managed to break my awesome sunglasses and my belt all in one day, now not only is the sun going to be in my eyes, but my pants are going to fall down.
Alas, now I bask in the subconsciousness of my slumber.
Whilst both Danny and Joe decided to play a game of pool, I leisurely surveyed and gave my comrade and his paramour their alone time. Shortly after my comrade seemed impatient about drinking the small stash of Corona he brought, smuggling them in his backpack with each bottle covered by a dirty sock to decrease the sound of clanking. My comrade's impatience shone as he inquired if anyone in the group had a belt, my naive ass deciding to unbuckle my belt and give it to him, he promptly ended up somehow breaking my belt while trying to open the bottle of Corona. Right after my belt broke, Danny came back with a bottle opener, and it turns out Joe was wearing a belt as well. Now I need a new belt or my pants will fall down and everyone will see me in my boxers .. more than usual. Very happy to have seen Serena, Lauren, and Alexis again, considering the last time I saw the three of them was at Adam's horrible party. Also was introduced to a new girl and close friend of Serena's named AJ, i'd have to say very nice going. Everyone attempted to participate in a pathetic version of a drinking game named "Threeman", needless to say everyone pretty much decided they'd rather just drink and talk.
Spontaneously while I was leisurely seated, Serena stood up and challenged me to a wrestling match, which was pretty awesome. I just sort of smirked while we mumbled back and forth a few seconds before engaging, now i've taken wrestling and have done quite a bit of weightlifting, so I may have had an unfair advantage when I promptly lifted her up and over my shoulders, then shortly after pinning her, I have to definitely give her credit though, she put up an awesome match, she damn near lifted me up and off the ground when I was trying to pin, too. Damned hockey girls and their amazing leg strength. Afterwards AJ quickly jumped on Serena and pinned her before I ended up like putting AJ in some sort of arm-lock maneuver and making pretty much all the audience cringe, so hopefully that didn't hurt or anything. Then both Serena and AJ ended up double-teaming me, both jumping on my back and managing to keep me on my knees for a few seconds before I just rolled AJ back and locked Serena in a scissors hold until she gave up, I suppose I can give Serena a rematch some time, until then I am totally the champion, mwaha. That actually made me miss wrestling, it's been so long since i've done it.
Throughout the night my buzzed comrade and I would randomly beat the crap out of one another, whether it was me just lifting him up into the air and tossing him around, or him running at me full speed and leaping on me. At one point I found myself in the spare bedroom just laying down sprawled out on the bed, then suddenly my comrade bound in the room like a madman and threw a few layers of blankets on top of me before bouncing on me like I was some kind of damn trampoline, I was feeling pretty lackadaisical, so I basically laid there and let him hop on me like a toad until he and his paramour ended up arguing because she wanted to lay down in a small and dark closet, my comrade on the other hand wanted a bed. While I sort of just remained sprawled there on the bed, Lauren and Alexis ran in the room to talk with me for a few moments before Danny started trying to throw people on top of me, I sort of grunted while people laid on the bed with me and we all talked for a few before they all wandered out of the room. Some time after Serena and AJ ended up in the closet together, and Lauren was hell-bent on getting me to join them in the closet, so I quickly tried pulling her out of the room so both Serena and AJ would have some alone time, however unfortunately that earned me a prompt punch in the eye. Luckily it wasn't anything that left a black eye or anything, just enough to get make my eye a bit red. So now I guess that puts my name on Lauren's hit list. Before eventually staggering out of the room, earlier I managed to get hit in the groin several times by my ruthlessly hyper comrade, so I was pretty beat up after spending some time in the spare bedroom.
Arriving in the larger basement room just in time to hear a drunken Joe rant about how he was Albert Einstein .. then saying something about Albert Einstein owing him money, very confusing but hilarious nonetheless. Unfortunately I guess a drunken Joe equals horniness, because from what I hear when everyone was gathering in the spare bedroom, he quickly made moves on AJ. I didn't participate in the little cuddle/orgyfest, I decided I needed to cool off, sitting outside near the door before Alexis came out and we had a nice little conversation about what we planned to do in the future. I felt a little bad because it was getting chilly and she was hardly dressed to be outside, so we both went back inside and back into the spare bedroom where everyone else was smashed together on the bed under the covers. Noticing Serena was disgruntled, I quickly slipped out of the room with her and hopefully aided in easing her nerves, love you more, Serena! Also tried playing a game of pool with her, anyone who ever watches me play pool would either shake their head shamefully or laugh, because i'll spend a few moments acting all professional in trying to get the stick lined up with the ball, then when I hit the ball it either rolls forward an inch or so or does this little hop that does absolutely nothing. I was glad I was able to help her out when she was feeling frustrated, I know how bad that can be. AJ apparently having discovered Serena was not a very happy camper, she came out and laughed at my horrible pool-playing ability before they both went off to have a talk. I'm probably getting things out of order, but afterwards I ended up going into the spare bedroom again, where Joe very blatantly tried putting the moves on AJ, meanwhile Danny trying to get a picture of the two in bed on his cameraphone for "proof". Danny is a good friend of mine, but sometimes I absolutely hate it when he tries stirring up things by playing the role of the instigator. Anyway, afterwards AJ went off to talk with Serena again, an infuriated Joe blamed Danny for AJ leaving the room and actually went down on his knees begging for me to get Danny out of the room. I'm also a good friend of Joe's, but I would prefer to stay out of that whole little mess, I doubt he was sober enough to understand why what he was doing was wrong. Too much alcohol has that tendency.
During all of this, my comrade and his paramour were shut off in the second spare bedroom down the hall, which is a bit more .. private, to say in the least. They practically spent the entire night in there. Almost everyone winding down, I chose my own sleeping bag and my pillows, simply because I knew everyone would want the bed, and the thought of having Joe or Danny spooning me wasn't very tempting. Stripping down to my boxers while still wearing my awesome dress shirt, I posed in a power stance in front of the bed while people were giggling and asking me if I was in my boxers, which of course I was. Sauntering outside to take a peek at who was on the couches, both AJ and Serena cuddling while Serena also made a comment about how hot I looked in my boxers, which I could hardly blame her for doing, really. Everyone gathered in the room, when Danny suddenly began breaking out into song, singing Disney tunes that were changed to sexual innuendoes. Scaring basically everyone off except for me, Serena and AJ came in and took the bed while Danny and I sang Backstreet Boys, NSync, and Britney Spears songs. Offhand, apparently flashed everyone his penis and ass. I definitely couldn't see myself doing that, that only comes out when necessary.
Appalled by Danny's singing, without much warning my comrade suddenly charged into our spare bedroom with his jeans down far enough to show off the briefs he wore. Everyone seeming pretty shocked that he wore 'tighty-whities', he hopped on Danny for a while to get him to stop singing, then swaggered back into the room he shared with his paramour. Everyone in our room listened for sounds of moans or something leading to the hint of something suggestive, however much to their dismay, all that could be heard was the sound of talking. They messed around after talking, of course. My comrade also managed to give this flying kick to Joe's back which i'm sure had to hurt like hell, but it looked amazing. So this morning I was awoken by my comrade, in nothing but his underwear, hopping on me and beating on me while I still laid in my sleeping bag, so afterwards I slammed him down into the bed and hopped around on him for a few to sate my vengeful mind. Overall i'd have to say that aside from some minor incidents like getting beat up a bit, the party was pretty awesome. My comrade scoffs at the thought that i've never slept in the bed in the spare bedroom with a girl.
Speaking of which, as of recently I met a very awesome girl named Del, we found mutual interest in Star Wars and things are progressing very nicely. Unfortunately I wasn't able to talk with her much yesterday or today due to the fact that I was kidnapped yesterday and today I slept longer than I thought when I took a nap, waiting for my mother to get off the phone, although I did get to speak with her for a few today on the phone, definitely nice hearing her voice again. I'll try and do my best to get in contact with her tomorrow soon as possible. I'd also like to quickly congratulate my comrade on graduating from the Einstein Academy, now he can be an immortal spirit like me, and we can both suddenly appear standing around at an Ewok party. Much more to talk about and much more to say, but i'm fatigued, so i'll save it for another entry.
Managed to break my awesome sunglasses and my belt all in one day, now not only is the sun going to be in my eyes, but my pants are going to fall down.
Alas, now I bask in the subconsciousness of my slumber.