Pissed on/off serpants
Last night for the first time in my lengthy movie going career I fell asleep in a film. The weird part was I had a dream during my slumber about my trip down south on the weekend... less of a dream and more of a flashback to something terrifying that happened to me while away.
While boozing on the bunners beach on Saturday, I had the sudden urge to relieve myself. I stumbled into what I thought was a life-less sand-dune and began the task of draining my bladder. with my head back staring up at the sky I heard a rustle in the bushes, looked down and saw I was pissing on a very (excuse the pun) pissed off snake! The angry fucker then proceeded to take a lunge at me and I got the fuck out of there. The twisted dream of a not so happy experience caused me to wake suddenly during the film and spill me drink all over me... kind of weird because in the snake situation it was something spilled all over me also.
Anyway, with a wet groin for the second time in a week, I watched the end of Failure to Launch. It sucked balls.
While boozing on the bunners beach on Saturday, I had the sudden urge to relieve myself. I stumbled into what I thought was a life-less sand-dune and began the task of draining my bladder. with my head back staring up at the sky I heard a rustle in the bushes, looked down and saw I was pissing on a very (excuse the pun) pissed off snake! The angry fucker then proceeded to take a lunge at me and I got the fuck out of there. The twisted dream of a not so happy experience caused me to wake suddenly during the film and spill me drink all over me... kind of weird because in the snake situation it was something spilled all over me also.
Anyway, with a wet groin for the second time in a week, I watched the end of Failure to Launch. It sucked balls.