I watched Patriot Games with classicaljunkie last night. I enjoyed it in theaters when I saw it with my dad ~15 years ago, but now it's just ridiculous, basically a slasher/monster movie painted to look like political intrigue.

The scenes I remembered most remain poignant anyway, and I discovered some new ones. My new hobby is to bellow I WILL FUCKING DESTROY ( Read more... )

This blog is now on the first page of Google hits for [fuck msie]. (It is also the number-one hit for [msie fuck]. Ha.)

And now I am going to go drink until I can say "Microsoft Windows Internet Explorer" without shouting FUCKING in between each word.

It's been a week since I've had a chance to look at my MSIE XML problems. I can't recall what I found on Google last time, so I look again, and...


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Wednesday classicaljunkie and I went to Six Flags. It was weird and nobody had any fun. Basically, her approach to amusement parks is to ride the 500-foot coasters over and over until she can't walk anymore. Mine is to go on the baby rides with my eyes squeezed shut while I go FUCKFUCKSHITCOCKNONOAAAAAAAAAAA, and then sit for a while to recover. A basic ( Read more... )

I don't get angry at peoples' bad driving; not at all. I tend to completely ignore that, actually, since I assume that everyone drives like a lunatic and so nothing's really surprising.

I do get blindly, almost murderously angry at people who get angry while they're driving and take it out on their fellow motorists or my fellow peds, especially ( Read more... )

As a pedestrian, I've lately started flipping off traffic a lot. I even flip off drivers that aren't interacting with me, but being rude to other motorists. I hypothesize that I am more comfortable about this the closer I am to my home neighborhood ( Read more... )

CNN rushes to press with OMG THE PRESIDENT SWORED.

See, the thing is, I am actually impressed that Bush apparently professed a candid political opinion in (what he thought was) a private conversation. It goes against his grotesque caricature of pure, cynical ignorance to world affairs that I have internalized, and gives me a modicum more respect ( Read more... )

Someone made a Gamut page at Softpedia. (Not that I had heard of this website before, but tsall good.) They went through the trouble of taking their own screenshots instead of ripping off the perfectly good ones I made for Gamut's page on volity.org. Whoever it was just sat alone at various game tables and shouted the name of their website in all ( Read more... )

WP's article about fuck is a thing of beauty.
"Fucking fucker's fucking fucked, fuck!" ("It is broken, with additional emphasis on dismay.")

For a G-rated bonus article, see also buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.