If you ever take up freelancing, or work a part-time job on a regular basis, no matter what kind, you will have to contend with how astonishingly self-centered and myopic your closest friends and family are. They don't realize it, and niether do you until you are not working full-time. Even if you are freelancing full-time hours (or more!) they ( Read more... )

If we make plans for me to come visit you when i'm in your town, and then I visit your town and you blow me off, don't think I forget it. Don't think you can just chat me up 2 years later like nothing happened.

YOU SUCK . ( SPOILERTASTICNESS AFTER THE JUMP! )

Sooo my retarded friend has a facebook.  She regularly champions the cause of disabled people, gays, basically any downtrodden minority really, cause she's awesome like that.  She's made up a word that essentially means "homophobic towards the disabled."  Ok, sure its not really a word, but she's like, 15 mentally, you follow me?  So some douchebag ( Read more... )

Just saw an anthropomorphic dog-guy profile on Scruff.

"Would you meet a fictionalized cartoon of who I feel like on the inside?
Not My Type Not My Species   Maybe    Definitely"

Furries ruin everything.

Why do they keep fucking with the workings of FB? Now I can't update my status, change my email, block people, enter my birthdate or even enter my password reliably.

Dear FB,

Do you think you could you please GET BASIC FUNCTIONALITY DOWN PAT before you go monkeying with things?

Thanks ever so, Mikey


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So, if you put on your sign that you are offering $0.99 slices on Saturday & Sunday, and then people come in to partake of said offer, do not:

• Fail to post any information about the special inside your restaurant
• Say that the special is only offered for a subset of your posted business hours
• Get snarky and say "there is only so much room on the sign ( Read more... )

GLBTQ2I?

Really?! I am never using this term or any of the other alphabet soup acronyms for the entire breadth and depth of every kind of sexual minority all lumped together (except in irony or to bitch about said term). There should be an announcement each time a new color of marshmallow is added to the Fucky Charms community. Queer Hearts! ( Read more... )

Surfing the internet is like having uncontrolled telepathy. It makes you aware of what is inside the "minds" of people everywhere. And that is NOT good. lol


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...that are all natural plant based and biodegradable...Don't you wonder what THE FUCK took them so long?  Why weren't they making these products all along?  Why were they peddling the industrial refuse formerly known as household products for so many decades before?