dorothy parker
Dorothy Parker just does it so much better.
Quotes from her that seem to be relevant to my life:
I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host.
Salary is no object; I want only enough to keep body and soul apart.
Four be the things I'd have been better without:
Love, curiosity, freckles and doubt.
Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
A girl's best friend is her mutter.
Quotes from her that seem to be relevant to my life:
I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my host.
Salary is no object; I want only enough to keep body and soul apart.
Four be the things I'd have been better without:
Love, curiosity, freckles and doubt.
Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.
Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
A girl's best friend is her mutter.