I wish I knew how to make gifs.


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Suggested by Nonelvis:

when was the last time you left your home?

Yesterday. I took my son into the alley for jumping jacks.

what was the last thing you bought?

Booze last week.  Thank god liquor stores are considered "essential."

is quarantine driving you insane or are you finally relaxed?

I love my house and not having to go anywhere, so I'm very ( Read more... )

From Nonelvis:

5 things you will find in my bag (I will interpret this as my briefcase)
1.   Business cards
2.   Umbrella
3.   Wash cloth to towel off sweat on hot days
4.   Month-at-glance planner (I don't trust electronics)
5.   Magazine or book for subway commute

5 things you will find in my bedroom (I assume beyond the obvious like a bed and clothing ( Read more... )

Nonelvis posted this on her Tumblr, and I'm bored (with me, not her!), so here goes ( Read more... )

Suggested by Nonelvis here.

one insecurity: whether I'm being a good husband and father.  I worry about it all the time.
two fears: something bad will happen to my wife and/or son; that I will let down my family by not bringing in enough business in my law practice to maintain the kind of life we live.
three turn-ons: brains, boobs and smile.
four life ( Read more... )

The Washington Post has an interesting quiz to see how the candidates' positions reflect my own.  It is no surprise to me that all of the Democrats (except DINO Jim Webb) match up well with me, nor that Sanders is first by a couple of points.  (I support Clinton because of her vastly greater experience ( Read more... )

From Nonelvis's Tumblr:

Rules: using only song names from one artist, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to five people. Try not to repeat a song title, it’s harder than you think!

Pick your artist/band: R.E.M., of course.

What is your gender: Superman.

Describe yourself: Tongue (because I'm lawyer, a mouthpiece -- get your minds out of the gutter ( Read more... )

1. My username is ProfRobert because at the time the Internet became a Thing in my life,and I wanted some distance between my online presence and my real life, I was full-time faculty and many other variations of "Robert" were already taken.

2. My journal is titled I Am Not Bob because I am not, and I'm amused and irritated when people who don't ( Read more... )

Suggested by eve11.

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"In a text post, list ten books that have stayed with you in some way. Don’t take but a few minutes, and don’t think too hard - they don’t have to be the “right” or “great” works, just the ones that have touched you. Tag some friends and make sure you let your friends know you’ve tagged them ( Read more... )