Disinfectant Poisonings Rise
After Trump said people should ingest disinfectants to combat the coronavirus, there has been a 121% increase in poisonings from the ingestion of disinfectants. Trump called the reports "fake news" and insisted that putting cleaning agents into the body was safe. "I know it's highly safe," Trump said. "Look at Melania. She had the bleach for her behind, you know, for the in-between up there. And she looks fantastic, a 10 there, believe me. Nothing bad happened, she was fine, and she hasn't gotten the virus."
A spokeswoman for Pink Cheeks Anal Bleaching Cream issued a statement that their products did not contain chlorine bleach and were not intended to be used internally, only on the area outside the anus. "It's anal bleaching, not rectal bleaching," she clarified.
I'm curious, did anyone wonder for a moment whether Trump really said that? It's not implausible is it? Pretty frightening when satire is hard to distinguish from reality.
A spokeswoman for Pink Cheeks Anal Bleaching Cream issued a statement that their products did not contain chlorine bleach and were not intended to be used internally, only on the area outside the anus. "It's anal bleaching, not rectal bleaching," she clarified.
I'm curious, did anyone wonder for a moment whether Trump really said that? It's not implausible is it? Pretty frightening when satire is hard to distinguish from reality.