Germans Teach Immigrants about Sex
The Washington Post has a story about Germany setting up an explicit sex education website to educate Middle Eastern immigrants on all issues sexual, including how to have intercourse (NSFW!). I can't decide which I like better, the Google translation, "You do not need every time an orgasm have when you have sex. You can intercourse in different positions have: lying, sitting, standing or squatting. There are besides intercourse still other ways to have sex," or the original German, "Viele Menschen haben nicht jedes Mal einen Orgasmus. Sie können Geschlechtsverkehr in verschiedenen Positionen haben: im Liegen, im Sitzen, im Stehen oder Hocken [on Donner! on Blitzen! Sorry.]. Es gibt neben dem Geschlechtsverkehr noch andere Arten Sex zu haben."
I really wonder how anyone gets laid in Germany, ever. "Liebchen, Ich mochte Geschlectsverkehr jetz auf dich machen." I mean, that sounds worse than, "Do you want to come back to my place? Bouncy, bouncy." Which of course leads to this historical video (NSFW) produced by the British government to help Hungarian visitors navigate conversations with local shopkeepers. My nipples explode with delight.
I really wonder how anyone gets laid in Germany, ever. "Liebchen, Ich mochte Geschlectsverkehr jetz auf dich machen." I mean, that sounds worse than, "Do you want to come back to my place? Bouncy, bouncy." Which of course leads to this historical video (NSFW) produced by the British government to help Hungarian visitors navigate conversations with local shopkeepers. My nipples explode with delight.