professorbooty
Mar 06, 2009 12:01
- 12:12 The "ready" chime on the microwave at work sounds like a goddamn smoke alarm. #
- 13:54 Torche is a fuckign awesome band, and they're playing at Sonar in April. You should go, if you like things that are fuckign awesome. #
- 18:10 New favorite sentence: "No offense intended, dickface." #
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professorbooty
Feb 23, 2009 12:01
- 11:38 Just spent too much money on two tickets to see Leonard Cohen in May. #
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professorbooty
Feb 20, 2009 12:01
- 13:09 Clearly my car is punishing me for test driving its potential replacement earlier this week. #
- 16:57 Free alcohol at work, woohoo! #
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professorbooty
Feb 19, 2009 12:03
- 13:43 Should Godzilla fight the Hobo Army, or should they team up? (wait, I think the answer is BOTH) #
- 10:49 Oh hey, a piece of my car just broke off. #
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professorbooty
Feb 17, 2009 12:02
- 12:09 Last day off before the new job. Gonna hang out with a friend and play videogames. #
- 08:28 Left 15 minutes early, expecting traffic. Arrived 25 minutes early. Where is everyone? #
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professorbooty
Feb 14, 2009 12:01
- 17:18 Went to the comic store and they didn't have any of the things I was looking for. But I had free Ethiopian food for lunch. OM NOM NOM. #
- 17:22 Walking around Georgetown, I realize I'm going to miss working in the city... #
- 21:07 @ bizarrojack new job out in Ashburn... #
- 08:43 Why am I awake? #
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professorbooty
Feb 10, 2009 12:03
- 15:07 I left my phone at home this morning. What am I supposed to do while I poop? #
- 15:38 Michael Steele (R-Tokenism) says the stimulus package is for people seeking "a little bling-bling." tinyurl.com/caqskk #
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professorbooty
Feb 05, 2009 12:04
- 09:58 15 degrees outside. -9.5C if you use real numbers. Fuck you, weather. #
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professorbooty
Feb 04, 2009 12:19
- 13:49 Caps lock makes everything funnier. #
- 14:27 CAPS LOCK MAKES EVERYTHING FUNNIER. #
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