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Fate Chapter 2: Shirou Dies in Magma!
Welcome back! When we last left, I was busy being Foreshadowed At by small creepy children.
TO HOME
Much conversation about very little happens over dinner. It is mentioned that Shirou's dream is to become a SUPERHERO, which I suppose is all fine and dandy and irrelevant let's move on.
Dinner's over. What to do next?
In the interest of nothing in particular, I'll go butt heads with the tiger.
>I'll play with Fuji-Nee.
I ask her not to talk about my embarassing childhood and equally embarassing adulthood. Fuji teases me about Sakura. I'm not on that path, doofus!
Fuji and Sakura, who actually DON'T technically live in my house apparently, head out. I am alone for the night. Time for wizard hobbies!
"Trace, on."
...that's how the spell starts, but we're interrupted for a bigass piece of exposition on how magic works.
I guess this is kind of important? The normal way to get magic ability is to inherit your dad's Magic Crest, but that only works on blood relatives and I'm adopted, so that's why I suck at magic so bad. More dad flashbacks, he didn't want me to become a magus. Tough shit, pops!
"Basic structure, analyze."
"Composition, analyze."
"Basic structure, alter."
"Composition, reinforce."
Shirou puts all his strength and concentration into this one easy spell! Surely he can pull at least this much off!
This is the true power of someone who sucks as badly as Shirou does. As a side note, if he fucks up even a little worse than this, he'd probably kill himself. What a great powerset!
February 1st
Shirou likes swords.
This will become somewhat of a theme for him as the game progresses. The theme is SWORDS.
Swords swords swords.
Get up, make breakfast, exercise, yada yada yada.
Sakura falls down the stairs a lot, see. They are just the most slipepry stairs ever. An extra tragic story, considering that the stairs are beating up their own sister!
So yeah, that's why Shirou and Shinji aren't really friends anymore. However, this not being Sakura's route, we won't be going too much into this plot hook.
Anyway, to school!
Man, who even cares about this.
Who even cares.
NOT SHIROU, THAT'S WHO
Hey look, it's Mitsuzuri again. Let me check...
...nope, still not important.
How about the next person?
MOVE ALONG
Oh right there IS some relevant exposition here.
Yeah someone got sworded to death earlier. Huh!
What a boring school day. But before we go home!
Let's make sure Shinji isn't a huge prick.
But first, RANDOM ENCOUNTER
He tries.
So hard.
In the end, Shinji isn't even here so why did this scene happen.
To work, then to rest in the park!
Remember when we mentioned what happened to this park?
And remember what happened in Shirou's backstory?
HMM!
Time to go home, I guess, but Shirou notices something on the way back!
Huh!
This isn't looking familiar at all.
Well, she's far away, so we can't really do much here. Onwards!
Fuji-Nee antics ensue. Dinner follows.
This entire day was a waste of my time!
February 2nd
Shirou has such pleasant dreams!
Honestly, he should stick to swords.
Wake up, breakfast with Sakura and Fuji.
Huh, I thought Rin was the tsundere one.
This has nothing to do with anything, so moving on. To school!
It's definitely my imagination. It's not like there's a student-melting field set up at the school or anything! That would be weird.
For once, when I skip most of the school crap, the game does too. Time for after school antics!
Oh, good. I hadn't filled out my dipshit quota for the day.
Shinji talks me into doing his shitty archery club chores for him. Not that this is hard, because Shirou does everything for other people anyway. So!
Hundreds of hours later, Shirou finishes cleaning up. Time to head home without incident, right?
OOOHHH SHHHIIIIIIIIIII
Well, it was fun being alive, but doesn't look like that'll last. Shirou immediately understands how deep of shit he's in just being near these two.
About when Lancer's charging up his super move, Shirou decides that it's time to GTFO.
Oh for fuck's sake.
>ABSCOND
Okay I think we're good now. I mean, how fast could a magical doom man with a killer monster spear be?
About that fast, yeah.
TO BE CONTINUED!
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Fate Chapter 2: Shirou Dies in Magma!
Welcome back! When we last left, I was busy being Foreshadowed At by small creepy children.
TO HOME
Much conversation about very little happens over dinner. It is mentioned that Shirou's dream is to become a SUPERHERO, which I suppose is all fine and dandy and irrelevant let's move on.
Dinner's over. What to do next?
In the interest of nothing in particular, I'll go butt heads with the tiger.
>I'll play with Fuji-Nee.
I ask her not to talk about my embarassing childhood and equally embarassing adulthood. Fuji teases me about Sakura. I'm not on that path, doofus!
Fuji and Sakura, who actually DON'T technically live in my house apparently, head out. I am alone for the night. Time for wizard hobbies!
"Trace, on."
...that's how the spell starts, but we're interrupted for a bigass piece of exposition on how magic works.
I guess this is kind of important? The normal way to get magic ability is to inherit your dad's Magic Crest, but that only works on blood relatives and I'm adopted, so that's why I suck at magic so bad. More dad flashbacks, he didn't want me to become a magus. Tough shit, pops!
"Basic structure, analyze."
"Composition, analyze."
"Basic structure, alter."
"Composition, reinforce."
Shirou puts all his strength and concentration into this one easy spell! Surely he can pull at least this much off!
This is the true power of someone who sucks as badly as Shirou does. As a side note, if he fucks up even a little worse than this, he'd probably kill himself. What a great powerset!
February 1st
Shirou likes swords.
This will become somewhat of a theme for him as the game progresses. The theme is SWORDS.
Swords swords swords.
Get up, make breakfast, exercise, yada yada yada.
Sakura falls down the stairs a lot, see. They are just the most slipepry stairs ever. An extra tragic story, considering that the stairs are beating up their own sister!
So yeah, that's why Shirou and Shinji aren't really friends anymore. However, this not being Sakura's route, we won't be going too much into this plot hook.
Anyway, to school!
Man, who even cares about this.
Who even cares.
NOT SHIROU, THAT'S WHO
Hey look, it's Mitsuzuri again. Let me check...
...nope, still not important.
How about the next person?
MOVE ALONG
Oh right there IS some relevant exposition here.
Yeah someone got sworded to death earlier. Huh!
What a boring school day. But before we go home!
Let's make sure Shinji isn't a huge prick.
But first, RANDOM ENCOUNTER
He tries.
So hard.
In the end, Shinji isn't even here so why did this scene happen.
To work, then to rest in the park!
Remember when we mentioned what happened to this park?
And remember what happened in Shirou's backstory?
HMM!
Time to go home, I guess, but Shirou notices something on the way back!
Huh!
This isn't looking familiar at all.
Well, she's far away, so we can't really do much here. Onwards!
Fuji-Nee antics ensue. Dinner follows.
This entire day was a waste of my time!
February 2nd
Shirou has such pleasant dreams!
Honestly, he should stick to swords.
Wake up, breakfast with Sakura and Fuji.
Huh, I thought Rin was the tsundere one.
This has nothing to do with anything, so moving on. To school!
It's definitely my imagination. It's not like there's a student-melting field set up at the school or anything! That would be weird.
For once, when I skip most of the school crap, the game does too. Time for after school antics!
Oh, good. I hadn't filled out my dipshit quota for the day.
Shinji talks me into doing his shitty archery club chores for him. Not that this is hard, because Shirou does everything for other people anyway. So!
Hundreds of hours later, Shirou finishes cleaning up. Time to head home without incident, right?
OOOHHH SHHHIIIIIIIIIII
Well, it was fun being alive, but doesn't look like that'll last. Shirou immediately understands how deep of shit he's in just being near these two.
About when Lancer's charging up his super move, Shirou decides that it's time to GTFO.
Oh for fuck's sake.
>ABSCOND
Okay I think we're good now. I mean, how fast could a magical doom man with a killer monster spear be?
About that fast, yeah.
TO BE CONTINUED!
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