Fifth Negotiation

[prodigious_mage]

[action]
[Oh, gosh.  How adorable.  Today, there is what looks almost like a lemonade stand set up outside 1448 Mitchell Road, complete with smiling, cherubic face shining forth underneath a large sign that reads . . . um.

WILL USE MAGIC SPELLZ TO IMPROOF LIFE FOR MONEE OR COOKIES

Whoever passes by will be treated to a little boy shouting:]

Heyyyy!

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[perfectvoice]

[Magic?]

You know magic?

[Her only encounters with magic have been in music videos, and even then that was fake magic. Special effects do not count.]

[prodigious_mage]

That's right! And for a really really low price, I'll use it to help you out!

[perfectvoice]

Hmm...what kind of magic?

[prodigious_mage]

Black magic! I can turn your enemies into frogs or pigs or set them on fire or zap them . . . I can do things like teleport and stop time, too, but I haven't regained that last one yet.

[perfectvoice]

Why would I want to set them on fire?!

[Dude. She just wants to beat Rin out at being the number one Vocaloid!]

[prodigious_mage]

A lot of the ones I did that to wanted to eat me, I think.

[perfectvoice]

...I haven't encountered anyone who wanted to eat me yet.

[Save for Conchita, but she hasn't seen her in a while.]

[prodigious_mage]

Then you don't really have enemies, do you?