Feb 06, 2011 22:31
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[Oh, gosh. How adorable. Today, there is what looks almost like a lemonade stand set up outside 1448 Mitchell Road, complete with smiling, cherubic face shining forth underneath a large sign that reads . . . um.
WILL USE MAGIC SPELLZ TO IMPROOF LIFE FOR MONEE OR COOKIES
Whoever passes by will be treated to a little boy shouting:]
Heyyyy! Hey, you! Wouldn't life be a lot more fun with magic in it? You've always dreamed of being able to cast awesome spells, right?! Well! Now you've got the chance to get the next best thing! Me following you around for a week!
[He will beam.]
[voice, after a long day of what's probably a series of disappointments]
Sheesh. None of you appreciate me. There must be someone else in this dumb town who's a mage. Black mages? Anyone in town? Any magic at all?
. . . Not you, Relm, delusions of grandeur don't count.